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Fake Pagans.
Can't live with them, and yes we could easily live without them.


Welcome to Playgans the psychotic rantings of the Exhibit A: [Delladreing]. Formed out of sheer madness and frustration Playgans was born out of a love for religion and genuine faith, mixed in with a healthy dosage of psychosis and religious zeal enough to make even the most devout fundamentalist feel ashamed.


The rant began in the year of 2004 and is still going strong. During this time Playgans has come under fire and been branded as a "hate site", Dela herself has been tainted with the foulness of such accusations.
The aim of Playgans was never to incite or promote religious hatred. The aim of Playgans was to educate the masses, the fakers found on the web, and to give those serious about their faith in the pagan world a place to come and have a bit of a chat. So far it has been working well and we now have a wider branch of readers than we ever had before. The fact that the site contains a lot of references to violence, and psychosis does not mean that the content found within is hate mongering. It is merely [Delladreing]'s style of writing. And mindset. (Heh.)


At this point she would like to thank all of those that have shown her project such support. Had there not been so much support and loyalty from readers she would have allowed Playgans to fade away a long time ago. Thank you to all of you :)


Playgans News
Click for all your news and other random crap.
To go back in time, click the Playgans News Archive.
Please note any important news will be added to the bottom of the wiki in bold.


NEWS PREVIEW:
dear diary....


And now, on with the ranting:


-The Original Rant.

The pebble that started the avalanche.



Vaguely educational, the things you really ought to read:


-The Term "Playgan"   -Definition of a Real Wiccan   -You Might Be a Playgan if...
-Further Reading   -Further Further Reading


-Setting the Myths Straight   -Pentacle/Pentagram Which Is It?   -OMG! i h3xx0rz u!  
-Jeeves! Bring me my gun...   -So you're a vampyre huh?


-Faffing hell...   -Its all in the name...   -Religious tolerance...


Frothing at the mouth seizure induced ranting:


-"Omg I pwn u!"...o rly?   -Oh no...   -Fuck the What?  
-So you've seen 'The Craft'?   -The Witch is Back


*NEW*
The Commercialist Witch

 


Some Wiccan texts and explanations of their origins etc etc.
-The Ardanes- Gerald Gardner
-The Full Wiccan Rede- Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the Goddess - Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the God-Doreen Valiente
-Witches Rune - Doreen Valiente
-Witches Creed - Doreen Vaiente


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-Members of Playgans Join! :)
-Playgans: FAQ Ask questions.
-Playgans banners Advertise me bitches!





*Stagger, sway, crumples to the ground and lays there twitching*
As you can see, we've had a major epic overhaul of vast proportions. Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station fine lines and the smoothness of the layout. No more ocd inducing amount of STUFF crammed in to one page. (gottafixitgottafixitgottafixit) And it's only taken me five months. Aha ahahahah ahahahahahahah ahem heh hmm...Although you may think you know some of these rants well, please note that although I've used the same title for a lot of things, I have actually, in some cases rewritten the entire thing. So please, go have another read. Anything currently missing, such as the fanart, fansongs etc etc will be put back in at a later date. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over in to that corner and die

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2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: I did that, and then found out that my iPod which holds 5000 songs was too small >.<

2005-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: Hey did someone mention free killings? I'm there...Oh damn we can't lol

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: yes "cant" but what the law dont know wont kill them...because it might if they did...i mean no im not condoning violence on my wiki. wouldn't want people to think i harased people or threatened them. nope nope.

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Oo Wow

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: <.<     >.>, paranoid? me? never

2005-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: Really? Well I'll just sidle my ass on over to some plagans and 'not kill them'

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Is bashing them in the head the same as not killing them if so Yay!

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: I think that counts yesh

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Woot! Fun to be had!!

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: *nods* bwhahaha

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: .< these last few days must be pick on Felicia day cause i just Messaged over on EP by a girl Ive Never talked to calling me mean and bad things so i replyed and reported>.< not to mention that prick the other night Gah i hate people>.<

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: ...riiiight then...*looks for this*

2005-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: people are such idiots *has read the diary*

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: *nod* hence my wantage of crusade for stupid peoples or as i like to put it Selective Mass Murder

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: fucktard fits my analogy of this person perfectly

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Chya Fucktard is a good way to put it. Its funny my boyfriend went after him and got just about everything out of him but his SSN just by addapting another Sn and asking

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: jesus mother fucking christ what a loser

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: He was tarded when it came to his online security all he did was ask in the right way and sence he doned the profile of a "Hot" girl he spilt everything thats how i know hes a drop out XD

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: lmao!

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Yea that was great i just wanna IM him up and tell him all his personal info just cause he claimed to be tracking my IP and knew were i lived^.^

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: hehehehe i can do that o.o

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Lol^_^ Nah Ill do it myself:D I have Other Sns he doesnt know about:D I unlike him wasnt trying to fight with him and therefore didnt go out of my way to IM him

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: But Pete wants me to wait till hes done fuckin with the guy hes curious if he can get him to give up his SSN like he did everything else evidently he was about to give up his Exs SSN to him

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: faaair enough, although if it was me id just forget about him, hes obviously just an annoying little twat who has no life

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Yea. Tis true. That was all in one night that all that happend.After I'm able to hand his info right back to him Ill leave him alone

2005-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: *dies laughing* thought I'd put an input

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Lol^.^

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: weehee. right im buggering off to bed soon, i have classes tomorrow...woofuckinghooo computing stuides with a teacher that dont speak english

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Ooo Fun good luck with that.

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: thanks -.-'

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: *hugs the Dela* I have computers tommarow too.

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: ish evil. they making me sit a test that shows I know how to turn a computer on...I applied to them via e-mail, the fuckwits >.<

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: OMG thats just sad cant say Ive had to do that. My comp class teachs me to void a warenty with upgradeds ...In other words we are learning how to take it apart

2005-10-09 [Delladreing]: lol fair ebnough, thats usefu, my class is "this is a monito, make sure its plugged in", anyway night all

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: LOL! We had that as a option to why the computer "Might not work" in my class like last week heh

2005-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: lmao another random input

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Heh random imputs are awesome!

2005-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: they so are!

2005-10-09 [Azuri]: Lol *lurves on the randomness*

2005-10-09 [sequeena_rae]: *marries the randomness and has babies with it*

2005-10-09 [a faerie tale]: Hehe....my cell phone has free long distance and roaming charges. *dances*

2005-10-10 [Azuri]: Wait..Wait how does that work???

2005-10-10 [a faerie tale]: I....don't...know........o.O' *scratches head, and rubs imaginary beard*

2005-10-10 [Azuri]: Crazyness Perhaps you should call the company? That sounds a little off to me^.^

2005-10-10 [a faerie tale]: Nah, got my phone bill. No roaming and long distance charges. I have verizon, and in minutes and such. Where do they get their money?

2005-10-10 [Azuri]: heh well thats good. Who Knows

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: *names the babies Marge and Kenneth*

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: ....fair enough then, can I be witchmother?

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: Of course

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: yay

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: *gives you a baby*

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: *plays with* now then little one, do you see that bit, yes that bit, whos a good baby of randomness...now we just aim it this way, and then do you see that little trigger...yes thats right, keep aiming it that way and pull....

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: *ducks* Dela, what did I say about keeping guns in the house?

2005-10-10 [Azuri]: Lol! Chya babies and guns no mix at all!^.^

2005-10-10 [Rondel]: Um. Just a comment, but you *do* realize that "selective mass murder" does not necessarily enhance the credibility of a wiki noteworthy for calling people on their desire to scare others with their "evil spooky hex threats". Just a thought. Handing someone their personal info after they've tried their own version of "scary threats" of tracking you through your IP, that's at least got some class (and can be followed through), but the rest, well, it (IMHO) lowers the credibility of the wiki (however fun it may be). How did things resolve with the "preast"? Did anyone check out that essay I mentioned, or would you folks be more likely to if given an actual link?

2005-10-10 [Rondel]: The computer classes sound like a hoot -- you'll come out of them qualified to do tech support, if nothing else. Speaking of which, does anyone read the online comics "Help Desk" (aka Ubersoft), or "Bobbin"? One of the recent descriptions reminds me of a Bobbin strip based on the author's experience with being taught high school physics by someone with poor english skills (and certain other traits exhibited to great hilarity in the strip). I'll look up those URLs for y'all, if you're interested. Help Desk: http://ubersoft.net/ Bobbin: http://bobbin-comic.com/show.php?id=2 (not the one I was looking for, but on-topic)

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: Meh, the credability of the wiki has akways rested on its content, the psychoticness of the owner known, I'm not too worried :p and yes, tech support I will be qualified to do, especailly for Dell. £400 on phone bills, the bastards, and in the end we got a new pc >.<. But their favourite line was "Is it on?" *flashes back to Foamy the Squirell cartoon* "DUMBASS IT DOESNT START UP!" although my own words were "no...it gets so far and crashes." "have you tried restarting it" -.- and thanks Rondel, I always love webcomics :)

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: *double takes* Someone can get my personal info on here? *is paranoid*

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: Guards can see how you log on and so on and so on. I only know this because I am a "guard in training" on ep

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: *tries to protect computer by wrapping foil around it*

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: ...dont think it will work, besides they need to be able to see them.

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: Aw poop

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: yup

2005-10-10 [a faerie tale]: Hehe. *puts on foil cap* Now...let's se.....*hangs wire hangers from the ceiling*.....I don't have parinoia problems. Nope. Not me.

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: *joins you* Me neither

2005-10-10 [Rondel]: No offense meant, it just struck me as being a lot like the "I'm shaking in my boots" section of your rant. *shrugs* Things are coming across weird to me right now. And that's when I'm NOT falling asleep at the computer, which I just did. So, goodnight, all. :S Sorry if my weird mood is affecting my posts. I know it's affecting *me*. :/ Glad you liked the webcomic, though. Say, another you might check out sometime (especially the sequence about the Celestial Intelligence Agency): A Wish For Wings, at http://www.dolari.org/awfw/ (don't let the angel theme put you off, it's weird but worth it) -- done by the same person who does Closetspace (another TS webcomic) -- cs instead of awfw

2005-10-10 [a faerie tale]: Nighty night! >*<

2005-10-10 [Delladreing]: More than likely love, I wasn't being serious anyway, I'm being silly again so no worries :p *hugs* goodnight love

2005-10-10 [sequeena_rae]: Same here...Wait...Am I ever serious? Nighty

2005-10-15 [Delladreing]: We have 75 members! Woohoohoohooo

2005-10-15 [a faerie tale]: Hoo-Rah!!! (Psst, does anyone here have any artistic talent? I need some entries for Draw Me! It's all alone. ;_; )

2005-10-15 [Delladreing]: beyond photography? not me lol

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Sorry my ingenious lies in being uh...Whatever lol

2005-10-15 [a faerie tale]: Gah! I love your photograyphy anyway Dela! ;-)

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: Yesh it rocks ^_^

2005-10-15 [Delladreing]: aww thanks guys

2005-10-15 [sequeena_rae]: You're very welcome ^_^

2005-10-15 [Delladreing]: :D

2005-10-17 [Azuri]: I like to think i have some artist talent at least thats what i tell myself so i sleep at night^.^

2005-10-17 [sequeena_rae]: I have artistic talent...Somewhere....I swear

2005-10-17 [a faerie tale]: hehe....somewhere in that dark corner of your mind where you supress your homosexual thoughts. :)

2005-10-17 [Fuu]: O.oo.O Okay I think I missed something here. Hey all, I'm back, what did I miss?

2005-10-17 [a faerie tale]: Um.....we all had one wild orgy. And then I found 5 dollars. And then, we all were abducted by aliens.

2005-10-17 [Fuu]: O.oo.O faerie I have a question for you........ did you have any sugar, caffine, or drugs withtin the last half hour?

2005-10-17 [a faerie tale]: Pffff.........no................>.>.................<.<

2005-10-18 [Azuri]: Yay! sounds like we had lots of fun then...though i dont remember it*tear*

2005-10-18 [nokaredes]: I've had sugar! :D

2005-10-18 [Azuri]: Sugar is good:D

2005-10-18 [Fuu]: O.oo.O I am soooooo confused >.<

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: non mert o.O

2005-10-18 [Azuri]: I didnt do it! I swear I didnt!

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *is innocent for once* HAH!

2005-10-18 [Maurer's conclusions]: L0LZ i i5 a tR00 wiKKa paGan wit(h i hav3 a p3nta(L3 and i wiLL (uR53 j00!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: ....theres 1337 on my wiki *murderous rage*

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Oh God, please let that be a joke XD 1337 what?

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: Leet speak -.-

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Thats a wind up right? Please say it is!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: it is indeed, its my good friend Erik come to test my wrath :p

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *sighs* Huzzah!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: HUZZAH!

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Did someone say huzzah?? HUZZAH!!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: indeed! HUZZAH

2005-10-18 [Maurer's conclusions]: ;D

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: XD

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *backs away* I'm staying innocent tonight

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: lmao yea i said that a few years back, now im the definiton of evil ^^

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: Oh God help me >.<

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: in cyberspace no one can hear you type "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *screams and runs*

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah*cough*ahaha*cough*ah*chokes*

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *slaps your back* calm down!!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: *coughcough* thanks *cough* x.x

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *gives you water* no problemo

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: ahhhh im melting melting!! what a world what a world

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *watches you melt* damnit!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: not again!

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *sighs and puts you out with a fire extinguisher* thats the third time this week!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: ppft tell me about it, im running out of none flamable clothes

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *sighs and drys you off* you have to be careful!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: i know, but whod have thought so many people just leave holy water lying around

2005-10-18 [Maurer's conclusions]: It's a trap!

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *shakes head* It's like they're out for you!

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: I know *sigh*...maybe i shouldnt have streakd through mass...

2005-10-18 [sequeena_rae]: *nods sympathetically* they do seem to get angry about that

2005-10-18 [a faerie tale]: about.....?

2005-10-18 [Delladreing]: I mean how was I supposed to know skyclad its acceptable everywhere?

2005-10-18 [Azuri]: Heh. Crazy peoples! I lurvers this place:D hehe of course of course completly understandble on the skyclad after all we are only taught from birth to wear clothes in public

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: *nods* see, Nightmare knows where im coming from with this ;)

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: Exactly! And then they burn you for it, *sigh*

2005-10-19 [Azuri]: Nah they just put you in jail for a night due to public indesency.....Dont look at me like that Ive never been!

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *looks at you oddly*

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: suuuuuuuuuuuure thats what they all say

2005-10-19 [a faerie tale]: Burn? Where? What? Huh? *looks about*

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *coughs* over there *points*

2005-10-19 [a faerie tale]: oooo! *runs to fire*

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *follows*

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: this is going to end in tears

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: Naaah

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: yup

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: naaaah

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: *nod nod*

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *poke poke*

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: gah *flamethrower*

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *hoses*

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: ahhh *melts again*

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: Damnit I specificaly told the priest no holy water this week!

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: didnt work

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: Aw crap, I'm beginning to think they have something against us you know.

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: *shrugs* happens

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *pokes a priest*

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: that sounds just wrong

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: XD

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: hehehe

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *scrubs dela's brain*

2005-10-19 [Delladreing]: hehe it needs it o.O

2005-10-19 [sequeena_rae]: *gives you a new brain* there ya go

2005-10-19 [Azuri]: Hehe poor brain^.^

2005-10-19 [a faerie tale]: ooo....brain surgery......

2005-10-20 [Azuri]: Uh oh faerie are you gonna give someone a brain surgery?

2005-10-20 [a faerie tale]: no.....*hides scalpel and drill*

2005-10-20 [Azuri]: Heheh maybe you could use some playgans as experiments

2005-10-20 [sequeena_rae]: *dons lab coat* yes yes

2005-10-20 [Azuri]: *drags in the priso...errr volenteers* Yesh they all willingly agreed to be in this experiment!...Though i told them it was candy testi....No no they all knew!!!!

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: sounds too much that somthing the weasley twins would do lol

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: yup yup *hugs Jussy* :)

2005-10-21 [Maurer's conclusions]: Only that they experiment on each other...

2005-10-21 [sequeena_rae]: *backs away* No way Jade! I refuse!

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: true...but our lot are smarter than that

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: (((hugs back))) my dela wella bunny kins

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: :D how are you?

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: fine ... in coll and still not feeling grown up hehe

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: this lass in one of my classes sez shes a greek wiccan ... never heard of them

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: me either...seen as how wicca is a british/celtic based religion o.O

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: wired aint it .... Hay iv just got to send you this thing its soooo funny but youve got to have your vol turned up and rae dont tell

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: whats you email addy

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: you've got it :p

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: o ye lol ..... well you know me in the head dela .... there just somthing missing

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: lol yup :p

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: ..... no one else is here WERE HAVE YOU ALL GONE

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: they ran aways

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: its cos im here ::sob::

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: yup, and now im buggering off down the pub :D

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: ::shocked:: CHEEKY wish i could go lol i need a stif one ...... a drink i mean lol

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: LMAO suuuuuure thats what you meant :p, me i could use both, but theres minors present so i'll nip that one in the bud right now. toodles

2005-10-21 [CelticMoon]: LMFAO

2005-10-21 [Delladreing]: hehe i have a filthy mind at times

2005-10-21 [sequeena_rae]: I think I gave you the wrong brain Del

2005-10-22 [Delladreing]: hehe quite possibly XP

2005-10-22 [sequeena_rae]: *looks around for a new brain*

2005-10-22 [Delladreing]: good luck

2005-10-22 [sequeena_rae]: *can't find a new brain* aww poop

2005-10-22 [Sobre is the shit]: here sequeena *pulls a freash brain out of her pocket* i always have extras..

2005-10-22 [sequeena_rae]: Thank you!!! *puts Dela's new brain in for her*

2005-10-22 [Delladreing]: omg like dis is dah sex, omg omg!

2005-10-22 [sequeena_rae]: *Is shocked* Oh no we have an illiterate 13 year old from Newcastle (no offence Newcastle people)

2005-10-22 [Delladreing]: omg this is like so keeewel! (you gave me the brain of a n00b!!)

2005-10-22 [sequeena_rae]: *sighs and takes the brain out putting another in*

2005-10-22 [Delladreing]: thank god for that

2005-10-22 [sequeena_rae]: You're back! At last

2005-10-22 [Delladreing]: indeed! my word its scary being inside the mind of a n00b

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