In honor of International Day of The Ninja we bring you a few words from the Elftown Ask a Ninja Ninja... even though no one really participates on the wiki any more... I’m still a fan. *glances round* Well we can’t really afford to get the other Ask a Ninja guy to do a podcast for us so here.
What up my Ninjas! It’s finally Day of the Ninja! Man I’m telling you my entire day has been full of killing. I was on my way to work this morning (it‘s classified or I‘d talk about it more) when this Kraken come out of flippin nowhere! I was like. “Great... I'm going to be late for my assassination.” And I didn’t have 50 barrels of gun powder to shoot at *glares at pirates* They always get in my way when a kraken comes around. It’s like they have to fill some void in their pathetic lives by keeping a ninja from killing it. *shrug* whatever. Any way I managed to make it to my assassination. I was however covered in kraken blood but what can ya do? Then there was this Viking in my way at lunch “Do I want the tiny BBQ wieners or not?” the guy would not get out of my way! So I killed him with a wiener... And some mimes showed up ad where all like. “.....................” so I had to dispatch several dozen of them. Which mimes are like elite clowns. They dress in all black and don’t make any noise. Very ninja-esque and deadly when they can’t get out of that box. Any way when you kill them they make a “Ukk...” sound so yeah. Not entirely ninja. *counts on fingers* a few pedestrians... a horde of Mongol warriors...an eight grader... Oh a fire breathing, flying scorpion! Yeah ya think it’s a dragon at first but dude, when those things start rapping at you they can get really annoying. I don’t know why they rap. It’s weird. Like I'm trying to fight one of Busta Rhyme’s dreadlocks... with fire... and a bad acting career... I really need to find out why they do that... I should look it up on Ninjapedia... Any way... *counts on fingers again* a flem spitting, line dancing, conjoined twin centaur... a Cyclopes with a foot fetish *shivers* ... three members of the Brady Bunch... Humm... not nearly as much killing as I though. You know, when I think about it Monday was a lot busier. *shrug* Oh well.
But yeah! International Day of the Ninja. Just day where a Ninja can kick back and watch the non-ninjas wrap t-shirts around their heads and take pictures of themselves for their myspace...
I’m sure all of you celebrated in your own special ways. Drop [Ravenclaw] a line she’s been trying to think up a way to start a Ninja rpg. Maybe some of your celebration plans will give her an idea.
Happy Day of the Ninja! I look forward to RP killing you soon!
Elftow Ninja out *vanishes*
NINJA UPDATE:
Thanks to the wonderful person known Elftown wide as [Hedda] Day of the Ninja is now going to be an Elftown celebrated holiday!!! All hail the [Hedda]!!!
Due to our acomplishment I think it's time we had a Day of the Ninja contest. We'll be accepting artwork and photos. Photos should be of you or a friend being extra ninja-esque! Artwork must be your own. No copyrighted pics. I'm serious, I will throw a deadly shuriken at your face!
This wiki is made in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day. Why do Pirates get a whole day to themselves when Ninja are so much cooler and deadlier? I say we unite Elftown in a DAY OF THE NINJA! December 5th is recognized by many as Day of the Ninja. I encourage everyone to sign this wiki to help coerse Elftown in creating a Day of the Ninja, full of death and concentrated mayhem. By November 15th we should have enough names to convince them to create a Day of the Ninja by December 5th. WHO'S WITH ME?
NINJA WIKI FUN!:
In no way afiliated with ask a ninja but go there, you'll like it. ASK AN ELFTOWN NINJA
1)[Ravenclaw] Known for folding herself into wind.
2)[shadow of darkness] IS shadows, beware!
3)[Chel.] is the black death
4)[†Sweets†] (vampiric)
5)[Mordigen]
6)[silent_voice]
7)[Evolution X] was seen killing a person while being in another country... killing someone else.
8)[*Sakura-chan*] the strong
9)[TheKingdomLight] The Hyrulian Ninja
10)[Pnelma Tirian] Isn't fond of ninjas but enjoys holidays.
11)[Piercedskull]I IS A NINJA!
12)[Lin-tastic] This ninja hides from no man...now women are a different story. ^_^"
13)[Eloura] I'm not just Ninja *shifty eye looks and grins*
14)[Morningstar Rising] Me a Ninja, no way no how, *tries to hide in the shadows*
15)[Oh, this is still active? Lol]
16)[Papa Don't Preach] NINJA where??? *looks at self* oh yeah >.>
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18)[::Devonn Destroyinator McDeathmachine::] Ninnnnnjaaaa.
19)[Mom] Lover of all things Ninja!
20)[The Black Cat in Your Path] I may look like a cat, but cats are ninjas in their own ways. >:}
21)[Tekkon KinKreet] What? ... Ninja please.
22)[Batgirl1261] My parents said I coud be anything I wanted to be when I grew up....So I desided to be a Ninja!
23)[Deleted Without Warning] Is pro at pretending to be a ninja.
24) [inuhime]
25) [Vou] Pshyeah, we Ninjas need a day of our own!! :DD
26)[the loved wolf] Ninjas are sweet!
27)[Leelo]-- I maybe a girl on the outside but deep down I'm a fierce ninja!!! O.O
28) [Amerity] - does that mean I get to toss throwing stars at people?
29) [The Black Goat] -he he.. I be clumsy and only serious when my music is kidnapped! HEY! I want a pic too!!!
30) [Rat Hacker] Jutsu! Okay I'm random, but that is all the fun. Where is the ramen?
31) [Avatar15] Stole my idea... haha. <3
32) [drakkar] *ponders if he is the only one doing this whp actually does martial arts*. Why not
33) [Dwarf Ronin] I'm into naruto; is that ninja enough?
34) [*save my soul*] all ninjas unite for the day of the ninja!
35)[Stratakus] This Wiki is Panty Thief Aprooved! By the way [Ravenclaw], your panty drawer has been emptied as payment for me signing your patition Mwahahaha
36) [Mental Terrorist] The Mind Ninja ^.^
37) [Dusty Roads] I am ninja hear me... wait... you don't hear me! *stabs*
38) [Gone Fishin] Ninjas, FTW?
39) [Barock] Hooray for the Ninja!
40) [Lilly_Cortez] I AM A NINJA OF THE LEAF VILLAGE!!
41) [Lexxee Nyx] ninjas are the freaking bestest!!!!!
42) [Ramirez] Yep.
43) [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata] Hi.
44) [Angel In Red] When the Red signs something, it bloody well means something arse fuckers. Rock on for Ninja Peoples!
45) [Tommy Gunn] Im not a ninja...but I love Beverly Hills Ninja so I think there should eb a special day...for Haru of the Takaduri Dojo
46.) [Blood Sucking Beauty] Im a pure blooded vampire. Dont believe me? *Hiss with long fangs* heehee
47. [Lirerial] Gotta love the ninjas!!
48. [Sedition] *insert chuck norris joke here*
49. [Kiss My Sass] Ninjas!
50. [cryingfifteenth] Ninjas are way rad.
51. [drakkar]
52. [de Morte] Vote Pirates vs. Ninjas!!! We must win! *shameless ninja advertising*
53. [Erubeus].... Oh dear.
54. [linkmaster23] I'm not really here, it's all an ilusion...
55. [fire opal]
56. [scars of winter rain] MY LIFE'S DREAM HAS COME TRUUUUUUUUEEEEE!!! hiya! *falls on face*\
57. [ahsjkfhksjhdfkv] ummm... yaya? im a ninja now! I'VE BEEN DUBBED! woohoo, in your face, noah i...YoUr... FACE!!!!!!!
58. [XxXSpring Whispers SoftlyXxX] yipee
59. [Organization XIII] Happy Ninja Day! Dec. 5th
60. [{*Suna's Kazekage*} Gaara] The Sand Ninja
61. [.Anti-Juliet.] Moohaha! I will kill you. I will kill you with my eyeliner!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! BEWARE!
62. [xXxR.I.P Deadly EdwardxXx]
63. [The Voice of Difference] I've always been a ninja, Shinobi's forever!
64. [InsanityAngel] NINJAS ARE AWESOME!!!
65. [Can I Be Your Enemy]
66. [Pfc Diomedes] I just like stabbing things!
67. [Vampire Princess] vampire ninja
68. [雛労 チャン] about time we ninjas get our own day we deserve it*pulls sword out of victim*
NINJA PHOTOS AND ARTWORK:
Ninja artwork and photos are encouraged. For a quick easy way to make a ninja mask message [Ravenclaw] DRAW NINJA OR DIE!!!
Stumble!
