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Fake Pagans.
Can't live with them, and yes we could easily live without them.


Welcome to Playgans the psychotic rantings of the Exhibit A: [Delladreing]. Formed out of sheer madness and frustration Playgans was born out of a love for religion and genuine faith, mixed in with a healthy dosage of psychosis and religious zeal enough to make even the most devout fundamentalist feel ashamed.


The rant began in the year of 2004 and is still going strong. During this time Playgans has come under fire and been branded as a "hate site", Dela herself has been tainted with the foulness of such accusations.
The aim of Playgans was never to incite or promote religious hatred. The aim of Playgans was to educate the masses, the fakers found on the web, and to give those serious about their faith in the pagan world a place to come and have a bit of a chat. So far it has been working well and we now have a wider branch of readers than we ever had before. The fact that the site contains a lot of references to violence, and psychosis does not mean that the content found within is hate mongering. It is merely [Delladreing]'s style of writing. And mindset. (Heh.)


At this point she would like to thank all of those that have shown her project such support. Had there not been so much support and loyalty from readers she would have allowed Playgans to fade away a long time ago. Thank you to all of you :)


Playgans News
Click for all your news and other random crap.
To go back in time, click the Playgans News Archive.
Please note any important news will be added to the bottom of the wiki in bold.


NEWS PREVIEW:
dear diary....


And now, on with the ranting:


-The Original Rant.

The pebble that started the avalanche.



Vaguely educational, the things you really ought to read:


-The Term "Playgan"   -Definition of a Real Wiccan   -You Might Be a Playgan if...
-Further Reading   -Further Further Reading


-Setting the Myths Straight   -Pentacle/Pentagram Which Is It?   -OMG! i h3xx0rz u!  
-Jeeves! Bring me my gun...   -So you're a vampyre huh?


-Faffing hell...   -Its all in the name...   -Religious tolerance...


Frothing at the mouth seizure induced ranting:


-"Omg I pwn u!"...o rly?   -Oh no...   -Fuck the What?  
-So you've seen 'The Craft'?   -The Witch is Back


*NEW*
The Commercialist Witch

 


Some Wiccan texts and explanations of their origins etc etc.
-The Ardanes- Gerald Gardner
-The Full Wiccan Rede- Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the Goddess - Doreen Valiente
-Charge of the God-Doreen Valiente
-Witches Rune - Doreen Valiente
-Witches Creed - Doreen Vaiente


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-Members of Playgans Join! :)
-Playgans: FAQ Ask questions.
-Playgans banners Advertise me bitches!





*Stagger, sway, crumples to the ground and lays there twitching*
As you can see, we've had a major epic overhaul of vast proportions. Now witness the fire power of this fully armed and operational battle station fine lines and the smoothness of the layout. No more ocd inducing amount of STUFF crammed in to one page. (gottafixitgottafixitgottafixit) And it's only taken me five months. Aha ahahahah ahahahahahahah ahem heh hmm...Although you may think you know some of these rants well, please note that although I've used the same title for a lot of things, I have actually, in some cases rewritten the entire thing. So please, go have another read. Anything currently missing, such as the fanart, fansongs etc etc will be put back in at a later date. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go over in to that corner and die

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2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: I like to think so ^^

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Hehe. But so are boys bits too... to cut off. LOL.

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: Boys bits are funny. Don't get me wrong love my boys with all their bits, but the male anaomy is funny

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: *snickers* XD

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: and you with all your lumps and flumps are not?? :P

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: Naaaah, we ish beautiful <3

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: our lumps and what not are odd, but doesnt stop people drooling over em. I've yet to meet a girl that goes "fwah, look at the balls on that"

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: *no comment* XD

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Hehe. Guys have nice bums though. And Fizban, we have curves, not "lumps and flumps". :P

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: Nu nu, we have "humps" xD

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: wasnt talking about how good they looked...just having two blobs of fat and skin protruding from your chest is just as odd to the untamed eye as a ding dong sticking out with a hanging sack attached.

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: They are not blobs of fat :P well mine arent. they are muscle some fat and skin :P

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: Sadly...guys can have two blobs of fat on there cheast too o.o'...:/

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: Luckily, I don't XP

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: yea guys with moobs, that just fat :P fat is not perky :P

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Yeah, hehe. We have weird stuff in our "lumps", it makes milky. LOL.

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: o________________________________O

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: o.O milk ducts chya

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: XD

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: LOL. We're not milk ducts Dela. Anyways, I've heard alot of men like it. XD

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: Er...The milk? o___________O

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Yeah, ha. I was watching Trisha once... that man really should have shut up about his wife's breasts. LOL.

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: *is afraid*

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: EWWW!!...friggen wierdo...o.O'...

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: Someone obviously watched little britain ;) xD

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Little Britain's great... omg, I just remembered, no that was sick. o.O

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: *snickers* Hillarious though XD Bitty!

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: :P meh if its there its there, men are going to love their wives breasts during pregnancy as they get bigger *isn't phased by much*

2006-05-30 [sequeena_rae]: But...The milk...o_____________O

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: Some...some. And the slightly more sleezy are going to love to be able to have sex without a condom...>_<. So irritatingly sad.

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: and?

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: It makes me feel like marriage=sex,....that people still get married, just to have sex judgelessly. As though marriage is just an excuse to have sex. Sooo annoying...

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: sleezy? well if shes pregnant duh :P and wahts wrong with having sex during pregnany.

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: No, your missing what I am saying. I feel like Marriage is all about sex, and then pregnancy is just an excuse to be even hornier than normal. Taking child birth and to me, making it about sex...taking marriage, and to me, making it all about sex.

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Hey, women get more physically (and emotionally) sensitive during pregnancy, so it's a great time for sex. ;)

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: ...-_-...

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Oh my, only I would only know that information. LOL. I watch too much TV.

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: No, I knew that as well, for I am a bio buff. But to me it's irrelevent...

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: LOL. Sorry Fizban, I get what you're saying, but I don't think it's an excuse, people tend to have less sex I think after marriage.

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: I'm sure women aren't thinking about sex while being preggie though, they have a whole new life to think about now. That must be kinda daunting.

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: Thats because they stop loving. People...so dumb.

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: and daunting for the guy too. Although yes, having it..."in"...you is much more daunting.

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Yes, you can feel it moving inside you, it must be so strange. Plus if something goes wrong then both your lives can be in danger.

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: There is only a danger os havin sex in the latter trimesters of pregnancy, before that your hormones got haywire and you want to fuck everything :P after that they calm down and it becomes more uncomfortable to have sex. Sex can also be used to induce a birth if necessary *knows the facts*

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: Yeah...like the fertalized egg getting stuck and embedded in the fallopian tube it was travelling down instead of the uterus and grows until the tube bursts in reanding pain, the rupture causing too much blood to be displaced, and is often fatal...:(

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Dela knows lots *eyes her suspiciously*... You been having babies Dela?

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: Induced by sex in the later trimester...:/...good to know lol. I will pass that message along...

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: I've been told I've had ovarian cysts before. I was never checked out properly for them, a doctor just dianoised it over the phone, and they did nothing, even though I was crying from the pain!

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: Nah, I just know a lot about the female body. And usually if an egg gets stuck there it gets noticed and helped along, or removed. Either way.

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: And you realy should get that checked out sweety, it can make you infertile and all sorts of nasty things.

2006-05-30 [Fizban]: Yeah, doctors like to catch that stuff...but if they dont, thats what happened lol.////////And yeah, you should!! Alot of girls get cists on there ovaries...but there still bad...I have a friend that has to get surgery on her ovaries at least once a year, cause cists and her ovaries like, almost burst...twis horrible...:/

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Oh dear. :S Well, it's never happened again, and they don't even know if it was that - I had to explain it to the NHS helpline. Ha.

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: Ah, meh happens, if its never showed up or happened again, probably nothing o.O

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Yep, probably. I don't know why or how it happened - one minute I was sitting there watching TV with my (ex)bf, and then I was in really bad pain and couldn't move.

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: o.O;

2006-05-30 [The Naiad]: Ah well, I'm fine now. :) Sorta... just coz the physical pain went away doesn't mean that the mental pain did. o.O

2006-05-30 [Delladreing]: *pet pet*

2006-05-31 [The Naiad]: Merrrr. ^-^

2006-05-31 [JWOlette]: i luv the new banner ya'll so wuts up

2006-05-31 [The Naiad]: Nothing much, just eating Maltesers in a friends house. You?

2006-05-31 [JWOlette]: writing to my brother in rehab what are maltesers??

2006-05-31 [sequeena_rae]: :O You've never heard of maltesers? They ish lovely chocolate balls with honeycomb centers >) http://www.stupidlyhappy.com/archives/maltesers.jpg

2006-05-31 [The Naiad]: Hehe, yep. :P

2006-06-01 [JWOlette]: ohhhh umm still never had them but it sounds lik u had fun

2006-06-01 [Willow Rose]: Honeycomb centers...? >.O

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Yep, well, I don't think they're quite honeycomb, Crunchies have honeycomb centres, Maltesers just have a sorta bisuitie centre.

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Its biscuit honeycomb :P its a mixture of the two kinda

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Yeah, I suppose. :P

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Fwaa, I was still right xP

2006-06-01 [Pyra]: XD *snork* Best candy ever. Ever ever ever.

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Nuuuu xP Parma violets @_@

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Violets are LOVE

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: I am addicted to them xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: I've been clean for over 3 years. It was tough

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: :O Well done! *claps* How did you do it?

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Switched my addiction over to cream soda :P

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: American cream soda @_@

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: <333333333

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: *has twitching moment* Need....Stuffs....

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: pizza

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Chicago town, the deep pan one >)

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Mmm heart stopping good

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Who needs a man when you have all this? xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: chooooooocooooooooolaaaaaaateeeeeeeeeeeee XDXD

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Phwoar, I think I need a moment alone xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: *lmao*

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: *giggles insanely* XD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: ^^; aah I'm so bored ;___;

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Awww, nothing to rant about then? xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: eh im doing work on the *other* wiki :P

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: The wiki that must not be named xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Yes, that one.

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: :O *worships it*

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Mwhaha

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Hehe. You guys are funny. Hmmm... my fave sweets are those weird laces or long things with funny stuff inside, they're sort like liquorice, but they taste fruity. Mmmm... and marshmallows. ^-^

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Ooo, I know what you're talking about *robs a sweet shop* I wanna marry Willy Wonka. I wonder why he's named Willy Wonka, does he have a wonky willy? o.O

2006-06-01 [Pyra]: XD XD I...can't belive you said that. XD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: No but it might be made of chocolate o.>

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Maybe I should have said penis? xP Chocolate willy? I'm there! :D Err >_>

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: I'd lick it >.>;

2006-06-01 [Pyra]: XD ..That is so wrong.

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: *cough*

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: *giggles* I buy willy lollies at Porthcawl fair ^______________^ It's a ritual, my mother is unhappy if I don't buy them xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: what are these things? o.O

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: I'd lick Johnney Depp's chocolate willy! Mmmm... Damn! I got ginger biscuits all over the keyboard.

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: well done

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: I'll have a look for you now XD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: awesome.

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: I should stop eating them now, I was so hungry, I had to eat something to stop the pain.

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: :S never good

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: *roflmao* It's so wrong that I want one >.>

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: They're very tasty xP

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Damnit now I really want one :P

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: I should send you a packet, the packaging is amusing xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: *lol* deal :p

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: I wonder if I can get done for this o.O XD

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Hehe. I like the black ones. ^-^

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: LOL sending candy penises through the male. Just dont send it by courrier, I'm not signing for that

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Hahaha. Let's all go and get some together. :) I'm sure they sell them in places like Ann Summers too.

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Lmao xD They probably do xD Male? Was that deliberate mispelling? XD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: I'm scared of Anne Summers >.> well no, the girl in our Anne Summers scares me, she doesn't so much tell you about things in so much tries to deomnstrate ><

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: and it might have been <,<

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Demonstrate? *doesn't even want to know* >______________< Eeew XD

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: LMAO! I've been to Ann Summers loads of time (for looks around ;)), come with me Dela, don't be scared. :)

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: I've been in to look for red underwear and what not. Its just this one girl that works in the main one in Glasgow, shes a FREAK >.>'

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: I went with my mother to an Ann Summers party once X_x I'm scarred for life xD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Pffft <.<  >.> The Jack-Hammer-Dildo- now THAT is mentally scarring.

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: *snickers* wtf?! xD

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Hehe. I haven't heard of that one either. I may need to get a new play toy sometime..

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Never the jack hammer x___________X its basically a pogo stick, with a dildo on it >_______<

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: o_______________________O [The Naiad] you scare me // Pogo stick? XD

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Hehe. Well, I was in a relationship for two years, and now I'm not, so it gets lonely. :(

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: O____________O Dela! *hides* meep.

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: No harm in toys >.>, and yea, there is even a video on how to use it, hardcore porn though so meh. The instructins are hilarious *had a browse through them* "place pogo end against wall and bounce" I just had this image in my head of someone bouncing too hard and shooting across the room and ending up in the emregency room with a concussion and a pogostick dildo firmly lodged up there ^^;;

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: for the record I don't own any toys :P but meh its up to everyone what they like and dont like.

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: *whimpers* But fucking OW!

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Hehe. I own toys, but I don't use them any more, I had the real thing, until recently (damn it). :(

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: Joys of duracel batteries *wink wink* know what I mean say no more *wink* sorry >.>

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: LOL. Errrr... I had a very strange image of Dela playing with duracel batteries just then. That's dangerous!

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: I'm the duracel bunny dontcherknow. Its how I get all my work done :P

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Oh my. :S

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Erm *backs out of conversation* XD I have nothing to add on this, seeing as I've never had the real, or artificial thing XD

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: *messes up squeee's hair* silly :P

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: you're the one with the lollies >.>

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: Don't drag my eating habits into this XP

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Yeah, you've had the artifical thing, just in the mouth. ;)

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: And it would probably taste far better :P

2006-06-01 [sequeena_rae]: I'd say it tastes better >_> XD

2006-06-01 [The Naiad]: Hehe, yeah. :)

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: ^^;

2006-06-01 [Pyra]: >.< I am going to smack you all. *love*

2006-06-01 [Delladreing]: All? :P by the way, new poll kiddes, check my mood and what not.

2006-06-02 [The Naiad]: Ohhh, ok Dela, will do. ;)

2006-06-02 [sequeena_rae]: You are? :O XD

2006-06-02 [Delladreing]: Fwaa. That is all

2006-06-02 [Pyra]: What Dela is really saying is : "Obey me, my minions!" ^______________^

2006-06-02 [Delladreing]: Hehehe ahhh atlast, someone that speaks Dela-ese

2006-06-03 [The Naiad]: *Dances around*

2006-06-03 [a faerie tale]: Ahhhh! I love the new banner. ^.^

2006-06-03 [Delladreing]: wewt

2006-06-07 [Delladreing]: *dances about randomly*

2006-06-07 [sequeena_rae]: o___________________________O Turkish delight?

2006-06-07 [Diiwica]: oh that is some good suff, so how is everybody here doing?

2006-06-07 [Delladreing]: not too bad, being bored and contemplating my next rant for here while I do the *other* stuff

2006-06-07 [sequeena_rae]: Stupid silly sun hates meh :(

2006-06-07 [Diiwica]: Why do you say that? and next rant???

2006-06-07 [Delladreing]: This page gets updated all the time :p

2006-06-07 [Diiwica]: Oh, lol

2006-06-07 [Delladreing]: yea

2006-06-07 [The Naiad]: You should tell us which bits have ben updated Dela so we can read it. :)

2006-06-07 [Delladreing]: *blink* I do, they all say *new* next to them :P

2006-06-07 [The Naiad]: *Sings* The Answer to a neverending story..."

2006-06-07 [The Naiad]: They do?! o.O Oh yes. *Grins*

2006-06-07 [Delladreing]: *pets* yes dear :P

2006-06-07 [The Naiad]: *Likes being petted* ^-^

2006-06-08 [The Naiad]: Goths on what wiki? o.O

2006-06-08 [Delladreing]: Will do. And I'm not sure [Pyra] I'm not in the mood...drastic I know but I am actually far too depressed at the moment to care about the rest of the world

2006-06-09 [The Naiad]: Awh, what's up Dela? *Sprinkles fairie sparkle over you*

2006-06-09 [Delladreing]: I'd rather not go in to detail. Lets just say A friend crossed a line again

2006-06-09 [JWOlette]: oooo do you need someone to kill them for you or a place to hide the body hun id be more then happy to do either

2006-06-09 [Avoral]: Just stir your coffee with her a few times. She'll get the message. Just make sure you cover her hair.

2006-06-09 [Delladreing]: Coffee? I'm planning on playing with petrolium and matches the next time I see her

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: damn is it that bad babe???

2006-06-10 [Avoral]: Hmm. So douse her hair. <3

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: make it her hair and clothing she will really suffer then and get the picture that you are pissed

2006-06-10 [Avoral]: Haha. Wouldn't change much, I'm sure.

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: yea but it might mak dela feel better and thats the whole point of makin this gurl suffer rite???im mean like they always say paybacks a bitch

2006-06-10 [Avoral]: Now, now. Vengeance is bittersweet; sometimes it's more worth it just to pop a few sugar cubes and call it a day.

2006-06-10 [Avoral]: *Reads that* What the fuck am I saying? Torch the unimpressive plague-stricken little whore. It'll be fun.

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: yea but i prefer to get even it helps me with my anger issues cuz if i keep it inside then i go off on sumone i luv then they all mad at me but if i plan out someones death or distruction it just makes me feel all better even if i dont go thourgh with my plans

2006-06-10 [Avoral]: You know, I hear you on that one. I kid you not, I was kicked out of anger management in 7th grade. Have you ever taken up meditation? (If anyone knew of my plans for some people... Hehehehehehehe...)

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: yea it just doesnt do it cuz all i think about is killin people and they kicked me out of anger management cuz i was too angry or sumthin dumb like that they tried to put me on medication but that didnt work either so now they just let me have my spur of the moment rants about killing people in skool with out makin me go to the office

2006-06-10 [Avoral]: Just know flipping out and killing some high school kid isn't worth it, no matter how much s/he pisses you off. Do you keep yourself in check well?

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: depends on the situation and ive never killed any one yet i just threaten it seems to do the job then my boiz come pull me away so i never get the chance to hurt anyone or myself

2006-06-10 [Avoral]: Hmm. There will come a time when they relent. High school isn't forever.

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: huh

2006-06-10 [Delladreing]: Indeed.

2006-06-10 [The Naiad]: Arghm, lots of writing to read again. o.O

2006-06-10 [JWOlette]: what does relent mean???im confused

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