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Tuesday, April 18, 2006:

WIKIS:
Today, a new wiki was started, The Unofficial Elftown News. You should really check it out! On the blank wiki, [foxhunter] continued to harass. He's no doubt banned now, by the looks of it. Business on the wiki nominations is as slow as usual. Still nothing interesting on the insult arena, either. It seems to be a slow day for wikis.

GENERAL NEWS:
Dow rose 1.76 percent today. I now go in search of writers for this wiki... I mean... I don't even change the daily special on Bob's Diner but once a year... I don't think I'd be able to make daily news. I also need artists... and an artist to make a badge to give to the artists.

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Wednesday, April 19, 2006:

WIKIS:
The members of Anthro lovers continue to be morons. Bob's Dinerians ponder the meaning of "dinglehopper". Best of all, a section of Maze of Guile was completed late last night!

GENERAL NEWS:
My keyboard seems to be stuck on overtype again and I can't get it off. Not to mention, this is barely news. Several people agreed to draw and write for me yesterday! ...however, they asked very little questions and are not watching the wiki. One would only assume they lied to me. [Mortified Penguin] recently got his password back. He has also began reading Barry Trotter and the Unauthorized Parody. Dow rose 0.09 percent today. And lastly, [Shreya] has viewed my house. What about? I don't know... Contribute, darn you all!

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Thursday, April 20, 2006:

WIKIS:
Today... nothing happened. Turkey predicts: Nothing will happen tomorrow.

GENERAL NEWS:
[iippo] tells me to refer to the blank wiki as "the non". I would, but I don't like her tone of text. Maybe if someone would say "please"... *coughhintcough*... This wiki is starting to sound more like a friggin' blog instead of a news page. I need workers! WORKERS! ...and sleezy fangirls... Dow rose 0.57 percent today.

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Friday, April 21, 2006:

WIKIS:
...?!

GENERAL NEWS:
Iippo still has yet to say "please"... [Hedda] just told me to change my username, before he changed it for me! I see nothing wrong with "Reminder message"... He's just jealous! I also had to restart my computer today... which has nothing to do with anyone other than me... Dow continues to rise today. 0.04 percent!

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Saturday, April 22, 2006:

WIKIS:

GENERAL NEWS:
Saucy puppet shows are all the rage...

"OLDS":

RANTS: Why do people complain about other people ditching their friends in favor of their boyfriend/girlfriend, and then do the same thing when they get a new boyfriend/girlfriend?! Hypocrits! Why do people on ET keep complaining about the use of American English?! It's not like those Americans are going to magically learn the proper use of "u'' and such just because you're whining about it! Why do I have to beg my mom to let me have $20(USD) for a couple of books when I have $700 in my bank account (of my very own money)?! Some kids don't even read! </end of rant by Allie>

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Sunday, April 23, 2006:

WIKIS:
I'm watching guards now.

GENERAL NEWS:
Saucy puppet shows are (still) all the rage...

"OLDS":
Grandma got run over by a reindeer!

RANTS:
Mo' frickers! This wiki is dying! I blame [Mortified Penguin]! *screams inaudibly and storms away*

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Monday, April 24, 2006:

WIKIS:
I quoted one of my many "decrees" on Bob's Diner. I also "donated to" Design the Guard Uniform...

GENERAL NEWS:
...general?! ...my new name is General Jelly Jiggler!

"OLDS":
See Week 1's News

RANTS:

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Tuesday, April 25, 2006:

WIKIS:
On the guards wiki, a long time member and donor suddenly went crazy and demanded to be banned! I asked for his house, but he rudely said no...

GENERAL NEWS:
I found out you can use sup and sub today... I also changed my name! ...it's been a while since I last changed my name... But I plan to keep this one. I also conversed briefly with a local moron by the name of [i love dick05]. I mentioned that she called her hated ex-boyfriend a "dick", but in her name it says she loves "dicks"... In better news, I achieved a new record in computer class today. A score of 118 gwam. Yeah. That's right. 118. Yesterday, my high score was 88... You should all visit my dear friend, [dark starlight]... Our class watched High School Musical today! ...and yesterday... and Friday... That movie inspired me... to kill myself. Lastly, Dow is down about fifty somthin'...

"OLDS":
I looked at some retired guards... sad lot...

RANTS:
Why do I have to do the rants?! I hate ranting. It's so emo. I also hate having to do three (three!) essays in the same day. And I hate the dow! And know-it-all techies...if I want to leave my laptop on for four days in a row, I will! I hate fuses! ...and ET bugs! I hate when someone stops talking to you on messenger without saying something about leaving! I hate small talk! I hate when people mock and/or insult me when I can't mock and/or insult them back. I hate stupid questions! I hate the ticking noise my cell phone is making...I hate vagueness! I hate having to be nice to people I dislike. I hate math. I hate people who are good at high maths. I hate how people don't read (or rarely, hear) what I said and then react dumbly compared to what I actually said. And last but not least, I hate hypocrits! (But not myself.)

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006:

WIKIS:

GENERAL NEWS:

"OLDS":

RANTS:
Tourists are always asking me for directions...dumb lost people need to buy a map if they're going to come here.

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Thursday, April 27, 2006:

WIKIS:
Fakes of Elftown

GENERAL NEWS:

"OLDS":
...yo mama!

RANTS:
The day changed! And someone is neglecting his own wiki! ...thank the Gods he has no kids...or does he?! No one's on MSN...and no one's here (as I write this *shifty eyes)! I just attempted to cook ramen on the stove...I put the noodles in a pot and put the pot on heat...I came back 15 minutes later when I remembered about it and it had turned to liquid...and some other stupid techie told me earlier that I should uninstall LimeWire, Morpheus (photomanip program), GIMP and IrfanView!

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Friday, April 28, 2006:

WIKIS:
We're all losers

GENERAL NEWS:
Allie had to make the new day's wiki, news, "olds" and rants parts yet again! ...this time she decided to fill them in herself, as well...she has also decided that she doesn't want to be the featured member anymore!

I'm back, you little cracker... In the past two days I've been attacked by man eating robots, got banished by a pimp, got stoned (with rocks, you druggies!), crashed a hummer, David fell into some bushes, I broke a window, drunk poison, poke a charred lump of stuff, grafittied pictures, and sent a barage of siths to crush the rebel alliance... now I'm watching the Godfather. What have you done this week?!

"OLDS":
[Kyrinn] found another stupid human being to complain about again... :P

RANTS:
IIf Dustin doesn't come back soon, I will stop helping with this wiki! ...it sucks! ...and I can't find the song I'm looking for on LimeWire...which also sucks! ...and I have to vaccuum soon!

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Tuesday, May 2, 2006:

WIKIS:

GENERAL NEWS:
Me, [Mortified Penguin], and [spitfire_35121] presented our "movie" to the class today. The "Comedic Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet," as Mort said. Overall favorite scenes were: The killing of the narrator, The crashing of Romeo's Hummer, David ([spitfire_35121]) falling down a hill into some bushes, David and Jr.'s brother getting killed, The party scene, and the "Rest in peace, Hoe" scene (it was a garden hoe!)... Actors were:
[Mortified Penguin] - Pimp (the prince)/ Third Narrator
[Sagacious Turkey] (me) - Romeo/ First Narrator
[spitfire_35121] - Mercucio/ Guy falling off hill/ Second Narrator/ man-eating robot/ Bill Cosby
[Kakashi101] - Tybalt/ Priest/ Party guy/ random person that faught (twice)
[playa 101] - Other party guy/ random person that faught 
Charred lump - Juliet
Jr.'s Younger Brother, Mario - Apothcary
Jr.'s dog - Balthazar

This wiki has also now been made into a monthly/yearly thing! Good ol' lethargy...

"OLDS":

RANTS:
David was ranting about getting pecked in the eye by a chicken...

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