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MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! I am the Queen of naughty Lord of the Rings stories!! Feel free to write your own on YOURnaughtyLOTRstories and comment on stories. Now if you're paying attention I will begin..............

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring P-Take written by me Tanya Wonnacott [Tanzi Took] and Elizabeth Ryder [Gracie]

Scene 1

Narrator: Gandalf the Gay Wizard approaches the Shire on his horse and cart. Frodo Baggins, an old friend of Gandalf was sitting under a nearby tree, and hearing the cart, runs through the wood.

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Frodo: You're late!

Gandalf: A Wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!

Narrator: Frodo begins to smile and they both burst out laughing.

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Frodo: It's wonderful to see you Gandalf!

Narrator: Frodo jumps onto Gandalf's cart.

Gandalf: Get the bloody hell off my cart you manky git!

Narrator: Gandalf throws Frodo over the back of the cart.

Frodo: AAAAAaaaahhhh…. (BANG!)

Narrator: He reverses the cart continuously over Frodo. (Reverse…ahh! Reverse…ahh!)

Gandalf: Don't you ever come near my cart you little wiener!

Narrator: Gandalf rides off and Frodo gets up.

Frodo: I'm guessing he still does weed.

Scene 2

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Narrator: The Hobbits of the Shire have gathered together to celebrate Bilbo Baggins' 111th birthday. Frodo Baggins and his close friend Samwise Ganja were sitting at a table surrounded by a load of drunken hobbits.

Frodo: Dude this song is like, TOTALLY banging. Wow I'm fresh out of ale. Sam? SAM?!!

Narrator: But Sam was too busy watching Rosie a hobbit maiden of the Shire.

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Frodo: Sam, why don't you just go for it?

Sam: I'm too shy Mr Frodo.

Frodo: She's the biggest crack whore in the Shire. There's no need to be shy.

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Sam: Do you think so?

Frodo: Hell yeah, I mean she's fit as fuck, funny, gives great head…

Sam: What?!

Frodo: Nothing. Go on Sam ask Rosie for a dance.

Sam: Um…I think I'll just have another ale.

Frodo: ( laughing ) Oh no you don't!

Narrator: Frodo attempts to push Sam towards Rosie.

Sam: No, really, I do want another ale.

Frodo: Come on Sam you frigid asshole!

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Sam: Seriously, I'm really thirsty.

Frodo: DANCE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

Narrator: Frodo hurls Sam into the crowd towards Rosie and starts to laugh insanely as they begin to dance.
Soon there is no shutting Frodo up as he begins to gets very over excited

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Frodo: Go on Sam get in there!!! Told you it wouldn't take much. HORAY EVERYBODY! SAMS NOT GONNA BE A VIRGIN ANYMORE!

Sam: Frodo as soon as I've cum I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it up your ass!

Narrator: Frodo laughs hysterically as Rosie is giving Sam head on the dance floor.

Frodo: See Sam see?!!! I told you that you wouldn't have to wait forever! She's good right? Eh?! Ha! You owe me 5 bucks!

Sam: God damn it Frodo you suck!

Frodo: No I think Rosie does, look at her go! Look everybody! LOOK!

Sam: Damn it Frodo will you let me cum in peace?!

Frodo: …………….NO!

Sam: You fucking wanker, I'm gonna kick your head in!

Frodo: Ok, but you might want to put your cock away first.

Sam: Oh,…ok zzzip!

Narrator: Sam begins to throw random objects at Frodo, who runs through the crowds constantly screaming.
Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin (Frodo and Sam's best friends) are totally jamming on top of a large speaker.

Merry: Wow was Rosie sucking off Sam?

Pippin: Yeah, she used to work for me as one of my prostitutes. Wow Sam's totally kicking the shit out of Frodo!

Merry: Damn these leather trousers sure are tight.

Pippin: Is that one of Gandalfs fire work that Sam has?

Merry: Uh yeah, I think so.

Pippin: Wow what's he planning on doing with that?

Merry: OH MY GOD HE SHOVED IT UP FRODO'S ASS!!

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Pippin: I totally didn't see that one coming.

Merry: I wonder what Gandalf and Bilbo are talking about……

Narrator: Gandalf and Bilbo were standing to one side having a quiet word……

Bilbo: I've got to get away from these confounded relatives, I need a holiday Gandalf, a very long holiday, and I mean not to return.

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Gandalf: Frodo suspects something!

Bilbo: Course he does he's a Baggins! He'd probably come with me if I asked him, well after he gets out of casualty. In his heart I think Frodo's still in love with the shire, the weed, prostitutes, little rivers…

Gandalf: What about this ring of yours is that staying?

Bilbo: Yes, yes, I've left everything to Frodo.

Narrator: After beating Frodo to a pulp, Sam and Rosie go to her house. Pippin, who had a bit too much ale, spazed too hard and fell off the speaker, and Merry was getting it on with Bramblerose under a near by donkey.

Scene 3

Narrator: Gandalf sits in front of a fire at Bag End, puffing on his pipe. His left eye twitches. Frodo bursts through the door.

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Frodo: Bilbo! Bilbo?!

Narrator: Gandalf looks suspiciously from side to side.

Frodo: He's gone hasn't he? He talked for so long about leaving, I didn't think he would really do it. Gandalf?

Gandalf: (Random mumbles) ‘voices?'

Frodo: I found Bilbo's ring by the door. He's had this ring for so long.

Gandalf: I have no idea what's going on.

Frodo: Why did he leave it behind? I don't understand.

Gandalf: Oh yeah! It might interest you to know that this is the one ring forged by the dark lord Sauron in the depths of Mordor, you might want to take it to the fires of Mount Doom and, um… shove it up your ass. Wait, that's not right… oh yeah! Destroy it or the whole of middle earth will be destroyed.

Narrator: Gandalf throws the ring into the fire.

Frodo: What are you doing?!

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Gandalf: I have no idea! I thought it'd be a good idea.

Narrator: Gandalf takes the ring out of the fire with a pair of tongs and holds it out to Frodo.

Gandalf: Hold out your hand Frodo. It's quite cool.

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Narrator: Gandalf drops the ring in Frodo's hand.

Frodo: AAAAHHHH!!! SHIT! SERIOUSLY DICK!!

Gandalf: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Frodo: You asshole!

Gandalf: Can you see anything?

Frodo: Yeah there's a fucking blister! You just burnt the shit out of my hand you little prick!

Gandalf: No Frodo! Are there any markings on your ring?!

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Frodo: I duno what d'ya think?

Narrator: Frodo drops his trousers and sticks his ass out

Gandalf:………….Gay…..Frodo, you know what I mean stop piss-assing around!

Frodo: Ha hee he hee!

Narrator: Frodo starts shaking his ass in Gandalf's face. Gandalf kicks Frodo into the fire place

Frodo: AAAARGHHH!!!!

Narrator: Frodo starts rolling around on the floor trying to put the flames out.

Frodo: AAARGGHH! GAY GANDALF! GAY!!!

Gandalf: Get over it Frodo!

Narrator: Frodo gets up

Frodo: Where were we? Oh yeah!

Narrator: Frodo goes to get his ass out again

Gandalf: NO FRODO!............ The creature Gollum was the only other who knew that Bilbo had the ring, and the enemy found him. From him they discovered two words, Shire, Baggins.

Frodo: Shire, baggins… wait, hang on, sounds familiar. (mumbles, shire, baggins) Oh my god! That will lead them here!

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Gandalf: Oh yeah, well your kinda screwed.

Narrator: Frowning, Gandalf looks around the room.

Gandalf: Wow! What the hell am I doing in Bilbos house?! How did I get here?! Ive seriously got the munchies son!

Frodo: S…son?

Narrator: Gandalf picks Frodo up by the neck.

Gandalf: Listen skip, I've got to have some food! Ah ha! The vegetable garden! I'm gonna dig me up a carrot!

Narrator: Gandalf drops Frodo, and scurries out the door.

Gandalf: Oh yeah, don't put the ring on a-hole, later!

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Narrator: Frodo, who is a little confused, goes and sits at his table. The window is flung open and Gandalfs crazed face appears.

Gandalf: Carrots! You must take carrots!

Frodo: I ….I don't um…..like carrots.

Gandalf: Take the god damn carrots bitch!!

Narrator: Gandalf starts throwing carrots at Frodo. Thud Aah! Thud thud thud AAHH!!

Gandalf: Oh, you might want this!

Narrator: With the carrots comes Sawise Ganja, who lands on the table with a thud.

Sam: Mr Frodo what's going on?

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Frodo: Fuck knows. Ask Gandalf.

Narrator: Gandalf scurries off.

Gandalf: (mumbles carrots)

Scene 4

Narrator: The next day Frodo arrives at Samwise Ganja's house.

Frodo: Are you ready to go Sam?

Sam: Yes Mr Frodo, I don't think I've forgotten anything.

Frodo: Good, let's go. (Little pause)

Sam: This is it.

Frodo: This is what?

Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home, I've ever been.

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Frodo: …….Sam, we're outside the front door.

Sam: I…I...CAN'T DO IT! I'M TOO SCARED MR FRODO, I CAN'T BE DOING WITH THIS PIER PRESURE! SERIOUSLY!!

Narrator: Frodo slaps Sam (smack)

Frodo: Snap out of it you spastic!!

Sam: Sorry.

Frodo: Good, now let's go.

Sam: Ok, I'm good, yeah I'm cool. Let's go man, you ready to head…dude?

Frodo: You are such an asswipe Sam.

Sam: I know.

The Journey Continues

Scenes 5 and 6
Scenes 7 and 8
Scenes 9 and 10
Scenes 11 and 12
Scenes 13 and 14
Scenes 15 and 16
Scenes 17 18 and 19
Scene 20
Scene 21
Scenes 22 and 23

This is the first few scenes, [Gracie] and I [Tanzi Took] have written about 20 so far. Add your name to this page to join.

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22. [sum 1s bitch] hahaha. i love this

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: yeh i can see them

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: YAY!! What's the best dare you got so far?

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: urmmm...... theres a few i like faking an orgasm in front of everyone... orrr..... everyone has to have a downing comp wi drinks, and the loser has to put their underwear in the freezer for 35 mins n them wear them again while taking a shot

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: haha thats very randomOne time [Gracie] ran up the road naked lol And I soooooo didn't just tell you that!

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: lol *taps nose* u got it, just between us :p

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: hee just deleted that comment....no one will ever no. You can check out Scenes 17 and 18 if you want but it ain't finised. Still need to add pics OOOoo BBs on!!

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: i've read 17 but will leave 18 till its finished

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: cool, I'll hopefully do that soon. Cannot believe I have 3 exams tomorrow. Ooo they kinda worked out Nadias a tranny.ARGH nominations!!

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: lol

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: I want michelle out

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: me to

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: I reckon Amhad will be out. michelles voice really gets on my tits

2004-06-08 [Same old same old!]: mine to, she just needs to be shot.... YEHHH insted of an eviction, and execution!

2004-06-08 [Tanzi Took]: hehe r u guna call and vote for michelle? I might text

2004-06-09 [minifer]: hey gurlywurls....

2004-06-09 [Tanzi Took]: Heeeeeellllllllloooooooooooooo!!!!!

2004-06-09 [minifer]: hey tanzi hun!!!

2004-06-09 [Tanzi Took]: have you read latest scenes? Had 2 french and food tec GCSEs today......so shit

2004-06-09 [minifer]: yeah i have..they rocked my socks..well ..they wudda done if i was wearing socks lol....oooo you lucky gal you! *big mini huggles*

2004-06-09 [Tanzi Took]: Oh well at least I'm getting shit faced saturday.....NEED ALCAHOL!! Went to my tec exam kinda high today.........well amusing, lucky I didn't burst out laughing coz I kept thinking about this thing I found on the net

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: YAY Scenes 17 and 18 are FINALLY finished EVERYONE REEEEEEEEAD!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: I have a tummy ache

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: .......gay. I did yesturday in my exam it sucked. But then I had a fag chocolate and pringles and it was all good!!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: yeh i rly want crisps

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: I really want a fag but I don't buy a new packet til tomorrow :( Thats so cool on BB that they are actually putting the people who get evicted back into da house after they heard everyone bitching at them lol!!!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: i know lol cool innit! i aint smoked since sat :D Nearly a week

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: I buy a pack of 20 every friday and normally smoke them all at the weekend when I'm drunk, but I don't wana start buyin more than that :( AARGH I'm dying!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: your dying? you mean for a cig? Just get some

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: I'm skint :( URGH I'll just nick a bit of baccy off dad when he goes bed. Gota really good weekend coming up how about you, you got that party?

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: nah thats the weekend after. im working sat and sunday this week. Blah

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: OMG that sucks!! I gota party after my summer ball in a few weeks although I think theres 2 partys that night...DUNO WHICH ONE TO GO TO ARGH!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: go to one for a little while then go 2 the other

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: They're about an hour appart! :( Don't tell [Gracie] but think I'll go to the other one.....more likely to get laid hehe!!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: I'm guessing one will b like a full on house party and the other will be at [Gracie] 's and .... not as .... wild?

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: No they'll prob both be wild but I reckon there'll be more guys at the other one!! YAY! Going to a mini party tomorrow night...should be a laugh

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: :s mini party?

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: theres guna be quite a few people and alcahol but I wouldn't class it as a party. Added an extra scene on Scenes 17 18 and 19

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: those scene's made me giggle lol

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: those scene's made me giggle lol, i have those kind of partys all the time ^_^

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: We just go to the pub a lot....way more likely to pick up guys hehe!! Like the other week me and my mate met these random guys and went back to theirs, they were just giving us free weed and beer YAY!!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: lol, like ya guys dont ya :p

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: dam right! since mine buggerd off to france anyway :( Can't wait til the evictions tomorrow niht, although I'll be WAY too drunk to watch it *must tape must tape must tape* YAY we gota new member!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: so u have a b/f? :s

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: Well I kinda did til he moved :( It's his birthday today, ain't heard from him since he left. Stupid men

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: true. fuckin men eh!

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: bunch of pigs!!! ARGGGGGHHHHHHH! I REALLY miss him why the hell hasn't he contacted me?!?!? AND he's not dead......

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: well... at least thats sumink... that he isnt dead.....

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: mmmm think I'd rather he were than totally blanking me!! He was like, totally into me when he lived here, we'd permanantly be texting each other. OH WELL! Sure I'll find someone else

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: u go girl

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: OOOoo CANNOT wait til tomorrow night when I can drink myself to death and smoke my brains out!!!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: lol

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: man it's like half 9 and the sky's still blue!! *confused*

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: iknow, weird huh

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: *sticks head out the window and sniffs* Mmmmm air smells good!!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: I KNOW!! i sooo do that all the time!!!!!!!!!

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: .....really!!!??? I do I loooooooove the air so much...duno why but I love the smell of it in summer at evening............mmmgood

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: i prefer it just after it rains.... thats my fave smell ^_^

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: mmmmmI like cut grass in spring, it's like YAY! SUMMERS COMING!! mmmI got box of celebrations from gran for doing my exams YAY GO GRAN!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: lol, go eat um... i have cookies and crisps and alkihol

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: ARGH! I don't have alkihol til tomorrow :( Guna get one of those BIG BIG BIG bottles of vod..should last me the weekend. Wot alk ya got?

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: just alkipops

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: just alkipops, dont wanna get drunk or nowt. do u ave msn?

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: YAAAAAAAAAA but I hardly ever use it, being a rtard an all. Anyhoooo me ad is TanziKicks999@msn.com

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: all done

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: ^_^ Wonder what I'll be doing tomorrow this time *gazes thoughtfully out the window* NOT FUCKING REVISION LIKE NOW ANYWAY!!!

2004-06-10 [Same old same old!]: lol, gutted.

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: YAY BB!!

2004-06-10 [Tanzi Took]: ARGHHHHHHH wots going on?!??!

2004-06-11 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: uh oh... this starts off promising a lot... gonna read the rest later

2004-06-11 [Same old same old!]: what? what? BOOBIES Lol :p

2004-06-11 [Tanzi Took]: NOOOO that was so gay but also kinda funny! can't beliee Amhad freakd out and stated smashin plates...lol

2004-06-11 [Same old same old!]: i know, he is a fuckin freak who needs to just GET OUT!

2004-06-11 [Tanzi Took]: I had a really wierd dream last night that I came to your party lol. I spend way too much time on the fucking computer!

2004-06-11 [Same old same old!]: Lol!! was it a good party!

2004-06-11 [Tanzi Took]: no everone fell asleep/passed out lol. But I did meet a really fit guy, and we were playing with your hamster!! lol

2004-06-11 [Same old same old!]: Lol!

2004-06-11 [Tanzi Took]: do you actually have a hamster?! And I shagged my mates ex and mum found out, she was like YOU'RE ALWAYS GETTING PREGNANT!! I've never been pregnant!! (??????????) stupid dreams

2004-06-11 [Same old same old!]: Lol, no i dont have a hamster :p cats though!! plus why would u play with my hamster if ya at my guys house?

2004-06-11 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: lol that sounds like a good question...

2004-06-11 [minifer]: im rlly rlly confused n scared as to what the hell is goin on in this convo

2004-06-12 [Tanzi Took]: good me too.....how is everyone then? I'm extreamly hung over and getting pissed again soon.....urgh

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: im ok, tired after working 8 hours, n i need sleep coz im workin 6 hours tomorrow

2004-06-12 [minifer]: did chaddy come round??

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: no he left me the flowers wi a note ^_6 hehe, so i txt him n told him to come at 9

2004-06-12 [minifer]: lol awww bless him...he said he was gunna do that bless him...

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: Lol, my mum thought it wo ever so sweet

2004-06-12 [minifer]: it is...what the note say??

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: lol, just that he wont at mine coz he knew i would be tired after work and he wuved me basically.

2004-06-12 [minifer]: awwwww bless him

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: lol

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: ryan higgins says he's heard.... right..... that you've got of with a girl, and got off on it!!!! (he told chaddy lol)

2004-06-12 [minifer]: lol....woah..shit...i snogged a gurl????...oh no...how will i ever cope...lol....thats the funniest thing ive heard all day tho lol...

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: lol, i know! chaddy wo gunna say 'yeh, that will probabaly our sarah!' i told him he shudda lol

2004-06-12 [minifer]: lol...he shudda done..twudda been funny...

2004-06-12 [Same old same old!]: thats wot i said lol

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: ....urgh someone PLEASE help!! Feel like ass

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: huh? what?

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: Feel like ass...as in, I feel like shit. Totally hung over

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: *shrugs* your own fault then

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: It's always worth it though. Was sitting in a field last night about 12 playing cards!! Check out the urls on my description it is SOOOO random!!

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: do you want to be part of my new wiki?

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: sure what is it??

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: i sent u a message about it

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: WOOO JOIN MEEEE!!

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: lol, ok

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: done ^_^

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: nice one thanks!!

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: hehe, your welcome :p

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: woooo look at me go! Guna have a bath be back in about 10 mins. Gotta be out in time for BB! *throws self head first into bath*

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: Lol, i loved big bro tonight

2004-06-13 [Tanzi Took]: yeah it was pretty good! *tut tut tut* Shouldnt you be in bed young lady?!

2004-06-13 [Same old same old!]: yes, coz i am so tired.

2004-06-14 [Tanzi Took]: yeah me too. FINALLY finished adding pictures! Check out Scene 20

2004-06-14 [Same old same old!]: i will later, but im so tired im off to bed, night night!

2004-06-14 [Tanzi Took]: WOO new member!! OMG everyone my best mate Eliza is joining elftown soon yay!!

2004-06-14 [Tanzi Took]: AAAAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!! I NOW HAVE 2 CARS!! Woooooooooo cannot wait to start drink driving and crashing into everything

2004-06-15 [Same old same old!]: :( That aint funny hunny

2004-06-15 [Tanzi Took]: *dances around* 2 cars 2 cars 2 cars! Think one of thems guna be turned into a racing car. Then I'll be zooooooming

2004-06-15 [walk_tall]: I jsut want to say that your naughty stories are hilarious. lol

2004-06-15 [Carol Lynn]: Yes....yes they are! *giggles*

2004-06-15 [walk_tall]: hahaha well keep up the good work. i mean the naughty work *evil grin and laughs*

2004-06-16 [Mrs Gamgee]: THis page is damn cool!I'm Eliza, tanya's best mate, hurah!

2004-06-16 [Tanzi Took]: Hehe hey Gamge hows it spacking!!

2004-06-16 [Thorgin]: Has any of you ever read "Bored of the rings"? That's a pretty nice parody of The lord of the rigns and possibly the first parody

2004-06-16 [Tanzi Took]: yeah I've read some of it my mates got it. Pretty cool

2004-06-16 [Same old same old!]: ^_^ *sings* lalalala

2004-06-16 [Tanzi Took]: OMG Same old did you watch BB when Michelle and Emma went back in?! So cool

2004-06-17 [Thorgin]: Yeah I love the german-ish "Hoo-hans". Eofrau is pretty much just a stereotypical opera valkyrie with a german accent

2004-06-17 [Same old same old!]: Yeh i did! AND there has been such a bad fight between everyone n the secutiry gards had to come in

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: Man I was watching it live last night when they were all fighting, Sooooooo funny!

2004-06-17 [Same old same old!]: im watching it tonight

2004-06-17 [I dont exist anymore]: you cant have watched that much of it, it went off the air dint it? coz it got so bad

2004-06-17 [Same old same old!]: noo, i starts this convo on the cutie pie talk, so say it on there lol, shushhhh on here :p (lets talk about sumink else on here* ....

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: yeah I'm getting confused.... Well, me and [Mrs Gamgee] ( my best mate whos now joined ET ) are going on holiday for like 5 days in a caravan by the beach........Ooo the fun! Fill the whole thing up with guys!

2004-06-17 [Same old same old!]: lol, so no tanzi for 5 days?

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: nope!! I SOOO cannot wait! Theres guna be like bars and pools an shit where we're staying, think theres guna be about 4 of us going

2004-06-17 [Same old same old!]: coolie sweety, have a fantastic time!

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: OOOOooooo I plan to!! ;D MWAHAHAAA!

2004-06-17 [minifer]: ooooooo sounds fun

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: and the day we come back from the hol we got our prom so it's guna be SUCH a good week ^_^

2004-06-17 [minifer]: oooooo sounds it...am jealous

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: omg r u watching that programme on itv about sleep talking it's SO funny!

2004-06-17 [minifer]: nah..theres no tv up here..

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: aw that sucks. People sleep talkin are well funny. At a party last weekend this guy I know was calling out [Gracie]s name when he'd got with someone else that night lol.

2004-06-17 [minifer]: lol...when i was at a sleepover one time..i was the only one awake after watchin this film..which is a first rlly...and my friends who were sleepin in the same bed were both makin orgasm type noises in tehre sleep..i got scared

2004-06-17 [Same old same old!]: ohh i do that!!!!! lol

2004-06-17 [Tanzi Took]: haha! We threw a load of water over him it was fucking funny!! He didn't know it was me haha

2004-06-17 [walk_tall]: Queston? Where did you get all teh pictures from on what website?

2004-06-18 [minifer]: hehe...sarah...you do more than make orgasm noises in your sleep....as we've said before...yes...carlos WAS in that chair n he DID have your vodka....

2004-06-19 [Same old same old!]: LOL SHUSHHHH, that never happened woman!!!!!!!! He had my dam vodka and i wanted it back..... honest!!!!!!!!!! he WAS there!!!!!! LOL

2004-06-19 [Tanzi Took]: *LALA LALALAAAAAAAAA!!*

2004-06-20 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: ??? now that sounds like fun... vodka? where?

2004-06-20 [Tanzi Took]: I drank it all as bloody usual lol!!! *hic! hic!*

2004-06-20 [Tanzi Took]: *blurgh*

2004-06-21 [Tanzi Took]: <img:http://www.hampsterdance.com/gif/anin.gif>

WORSHIP THEM. NOW!!

2004-06-23 [minifer]: eek *hides*

2004-06-23 [Same old same old!]: *gets down on her knees*

2004-06-23 [Tanzi Took]: lol. Did you have a cool birthday?

2004-06-23 [Same old same old!]: YEHHHHHHHH! ohh i have the MEST album!! they rock sooo much, i love um!!!!

2004-06-23 [Tanzi Took]:

YAY!!!!!

I just got back from a clothes shopping spree-spent £100 but who cares I got some really kick ass stuff!

2004-06-23 [Same old same old!]: i just got a great top that chaddy will like lol . Im going on a mass big shop on friday in medow hall! (is that how u spell it?) YEYYY

2004-06-23 [Tanzi Took]: Next week is guna

ROCK!!

Got loadsa cool clothes for my holiday

2004-06-23 [Same old same old!]: lol. Moff to my m8s house now, byeeeeeeee

2004-06-23 [Tanzi Took]:

LATER!!!!

2004-06-28 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: lol have fun people... *wishing she had money for shopping*

2004-06-28 [minifer]: i wanna shopping trip too...*pout*

2004-06-28 [Carol Lynn]: all worship the bouncing hamsters!

2004-06-29 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: *worships the hamsters*

2004-06-29 [minifer]: they scare me...

2004-06-29 [Carol Lynn]: ha ha lol

2004-06-29 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: lol u dont wanna know what scares me... i have some weird ideas there...

2004-06-29 [Carol Lynn]: it's not as bad as the brain washing pandas...

2004-06-29 [the 5th apocalyptic horseman]: hmm... those are not as bad as the colorful, fuzzy dogtoys with silver sparkles. those scare me to death. well actually anything that is fuzzy or silver and sparkly. im deadly afraid of stuff like that.

2004-06-29 [Carol Lynn]: Garden gnomes....*shudders*

2004-06-30 [Same old same old!]: wow, you guys dont talk much without me ! *sighs* have you missed ickle sawah??? ^_^ hehe

2004-07-01 [minifer]: hey hey hey hey hey baby...ooo...do you have pandas no??...someone *cough*jay*cough*...gave him my bag when i left it at the albion tother night n i hardly ever see him n i think the no i have for him is wrong...n i kinda need my bag back since its got my keys n stuff in like

2004-07-01 [Tanzi Took]:

I'M BACK FROM HOLIDAY WOOOOOOOOOO! HEY EVERYONE!! Scene 20 has been updated!!

2004-07-02 [Same old same old!]: i'll get his number for you 2morrow ok? hey tanzi, u had a good time?

2004-07-02 [Carol Lynn]: all hail the milk

2004-07-02 [Same old same old!]: milk..... i dont like milk......

2004-07-02 [Carol Lynn]: all hail the chocolate gods

2004-07-03 [Tanzi Took]: mmmmmcoco pops. Yeah had a great holiday same old, we pulled a car full of guys in our first hour there!! lol

2004-07-03 [minifer]: hmmmmmmm yeah i dont like milk either...n ya never gave me pandas number sarah lol

2004-07-04 [Same old same old!]: oops.

2004-07-05 [Tanzi Took]: Who's Panda? Can I have his number?! LOL does he live in a bamboo bush?

2004-07-05 [Same old same old!]: no love lol, no he dunt :p

2004-07-05 [Carol Lynn]: Panda's are cute!!!

2004-07-06 [Tanzi Took]: [Carol Lynn] I think you should join this wiki coz you seem random enough. DON'T YOU THINK LOTR IS GREAT? I'M sooo confused I'm with [Mrs Gamgee] and she's totally pissed outa her face wooooooo

2004-07-06 [Tanzi Took]: [Carol Lynn] I think you should join this wiki coz you seem random enough. DON'T YOU THINK LOTR IS GREAT

2004-07-06 [Carol Lynn]: sure why not!!!

2004-07-06 [minifer]: nah....pandas not that cute..more scary than cute...cept hes kewl as....but hes still got my bag...cos my bf is a slack cunt lol...pardon my french!

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: lol, he is though...... i'll get it tonight...... honest.... if i dont forget anyway!

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]: Haha I'm teaching [Mrs Gamgee] about the 'treat em mean keep em keen' rule, she hasn't text or called her guy in two days and he's going mad! Hehe the fun!

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: Hehe, ohh thats the best way. Im off away for a week i think n my guy is upset lol, coz i wont have credit so he cant txt me or anything lol

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]: haha I havn't spoke to my guy for two months! Hmm maybe he thinks I've ditched him?

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: lol, maybe you SHOULD talk to him

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]: Stupid men :(

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: Lol, yes..... your g/f hasnt talked to you for 2 months, and your stupid for thinking they have split with u :p

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]: haha! No it's not like that, it's kinda a long story....and he's in france