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MWAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! I am the Queen of naughty Lord of the Rings stories!! Feel free to write your own on YOURnaughtyLOTRstories and comment on stories. Now if you're paying attention I will begin..............

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring P-Take written by me Tanya Wonnacott [Tanzi Took] and Elizabeth Ryder [Gracie]

Scene 1

Narrator: Gandalf the Gay Wizard approaches the Shire on his horse and cart. Frodo Baggins, an old friend of Gandalf was sitting under a nearby tree, and hearing the cart, runs through the wood.

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Frodo: You're late!

Gandalf: A Wizard is never late Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to!

Narrator: Frodo begins to smile and they both burst out laughing.

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Frodo: It's wonderful to see you Gandalf!

Narrator: Frodo jumps onto Gandalf's cart.

Gandalf: Get the bloody hell off my cart you manky git!

Narrator: Gandalf throws Frodo over the back of the cart.

Frodo: AAAAAaaaahhhh…. (BANG!)

Narrator: He reverses the cart continuously over Frodo. (Reverse…ahh! Reverse…ahh!)

Gandalf: Don't you ever come near my cart you little wiener!

Narrator: Gandalf rides off and Frodo gets up.

Frodo: I'm guessing he still does weed.

Scene 2

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Narrator: The Hobbits of the Shire have gathered together to celebrate Bilbo Baggins' 111th birthday. Frodo Baggins and his close friend Samwise Ganja were sitting at a table surrounded by a load of drunken hobbits.

Frodo: Dude this song is like, TOTALLY banging. Wow I'm fresh out of ale. Sam? SAM?!!

Narrator: But Sam was too busy watching Rosie a hobbit maiden of the Shire.

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Frodo: Sam, why don't you just go for it?

Sam: I'm too shy Mr Frodo.

Frodo: She's the biggest crack whore in the Shire. There's no need to be shy.

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Sam: Do you think so?

Frodo: Hell yeah, I mean she's fit as fuck, funny, gives great head…

Sam: What?!

Frodo: Nothing. Go on Sam ask Rosie for a dance.

Sam: Um…I think I'll just have another ale.

Frodo: ( laughing ) Oh no you don't!

Narrator: Frodo attempts to push Sam towards Rosie.

Sam: No, really, I do want another ale.

Frodo: Come on Sam you frigid asshole!

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Sam: Seriously, I'm really thirsty.

Frodo: DANCE YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!

Narrator: Frodo hurls Sam into the crowd towards Rosie and starts to laugh insanely as they begin to dance.
Soon there is no shutting Frodo up as he begins to gets very over excited

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Frodo: Go on Sam get in there!!! Told you it wouldn't take much. HORAY EVERYBODY! SAMS NOT GONNA BE A VIRGIN ANYMORE!

Sam: Frodo as soon as I've cum I'm gonna rip your head off and shove it up your ass!

Narrator: Frodo laughs hysterically as Rosie is giving Sam head on the dance floor.

Frodo: See Sam see?!!! I told you that you wouldn't have to wait forever! She's good right? Eh?! Ha! You owe me 5 bucks!

Sam: God damn it Frodo you suck!

Frodo: No I think Rosie does, look at her go! Look everybody! LOOK!

Sam: Damn it Frodo will you let me cum in peace?!

Frodo: …………….NO!

Sam: You fucking wanker, I'm gonna kick your head in!

Frodo: Ok, but you might want to put your cock away first.

Sam: Oh,…ok zzzip!

Narrator: Sam begins to throw random objects at Frodo, who runs through the crowds constantly screaming.
Meanwhile, Merry and Pippin (Frodo and Sam's best friends) are totally jamming on top of a large speaker.

Merry: Wow was Rosie sucking off Sam?

Pippin: Yeah, she used to work for me as one of my prostitutes. Wow Sam's totally kicking the shit out of Frodo!

Merry: Damn these leather trousers sure are tight.

Pippin: Is that one of Gandalfs fire work that Sam has?

Merry: Uh yeah, I think so.

Pippin: Wow what's he planning on doing with that?

Merry: OH MY GOD HE SHOVED IT UP FRODO'S ASS!!

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Pippin: I totally didn't see that one coming.

Merry: I wonder what Gandalf and Bilbo are talking about……

Narrator: Gandalf and Bilbo were standing to one side having a quiet word……

Bilbo: I've got to get away from these confounded relatives, I need a holiday Gandalf, a very long holiday, and I mean not to return.

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Gandalf: Frodo suspects something!

Bilbo: Course he does he's a Baggins! He'd probably come with me if I asked him, well after he gets out of casualty. In his heart I think Frodo's still in love with the shire, the weed, prostitutes, little rivers…

Gandalf: What about this ring of yours is that staying?

Bilbo: Yes, yes, I've left everything to Frodo.

Narrator: After beating Frodo to a pulp, Sam and Rosie go to her house. Pippin, who had a bit too much ale, spazed too hard and fell off the speaker, and Merry was getting it on with Bramblerose under a near by donkey.

Scene 3

Narrator: Gandalf sits in front of a fire at Bag End, puffing on his pipe. His left eye twitches. Frodo bursts through the door.

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Frodo: Bilbo! Bilbo?!

Narrator: Gandalf looks suspiciously from side to side.

Frodo: He's gone hasn't he? He talked for so long about leaving, I didn't think he would really do it. Gandalf?

Gandalf: (Random mumbles) ‘voices?'

Frodo: I found Bilbo's ring by the door. He's had this ring for so long.

Gandalf: I have no idea what's going on.

Frodo: Why did he leave it behind? I don't understand.

Gandalf: Oh yeah! It might interest you to know that this is the one ring forged by the dark lord Sauron in the depths of Mordor, you might want to take it to the fires of Mount Doom and, um… shove it up your ass. Wait, that's not right… oh yeah! Destroy it or the whole of middle earth will be destroyed.

Narrator: Gandalf throws the ring into the fire.

Frodo: What are you doing?!

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Gandalf: I have no idea! I thought it'd be a good idea.

Narrator: Gandalf takes the ring out of the fire with a pair of tongs and holds it out to Frodo.

Gandalf: Hold out your hand Frodo. It's quite cool.

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Narrator: Gandalf drops the ring in Frodo's hand.

Frodo: AAAAHHHH!!! SHIT! SERIOUSLY DICK!!

Gandalf: Oh, sorry, my bad.

Frodo: You asshole!

Gandalf: Can you see anything?

Frodo: Yeah there's a fucking blister! You just burnt the shit out of my hand you little prick!

Gandalf: No Frodo! Are there any markings on your ring?!

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Frodo: I duno what d'ya think?

Narrator: Frodo drops his trousers and sticks his ass out

Gandalf:………….Gay…..Frodo, you know what I mean stop piss-assing around!

Frodo: Ha hee he hee!

Narrator: Frodo starts shaking his ass in Gandalf's face. Gandalf kicks Frodo into the fire place

Frodo: AAAARGHHH!!!!

Narrator: Frodo starts rolling around on the floor trying to put the flames out.

Frodo: AAARGGHH! GAY GANDALF! GAY!!!

Gandalf: Get over it Frodo!

Narrator: Frodo gets up

Frodo: Where were we? Oh yeah!

Narrator: Frodo goes to get his ass out again

Gandalf: NO FRODO!............ The creature Gollum was the only other who knew that Bilbo had the ring, and the enemy found him. From him they discovered two words, Shire, Baggins.

Frodo: Shire, baggins… wait, hang on, sounds familiar. (mumbles, shire, baggins) Oh my god! That will lead them here!

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Gandalf: Oh yeah, well your kinda screwed.

Narrator: Frowning, Gandalf looks around the room.

Gandalf: Wow! What the hell am I doing in Bilbos house?! How did I get here?! Ive seriously got the munchies son!

Frodo: S…son?

Narrator: Gandalf picks Frodo up by the neck.

Gandalf: Listen skip, I've got to have some food! Ah ha! The vegetable garden! I'm gonna dig me up a carrot!

Narrator: Gandalf drops Frodo, and scurries out the door.

Gandalf: Oh yeah, don't put the ring on a-hole, later!

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Narrator: Frodo, who is a little confused, goes and sits at his table. The window is flung open and Gandalfs crazed face appears.

Gandalf: Carrots! You must take carrots!

Frodo: I ….I don't um…..like carrots.

Gandalf: Take the god damn carrots bitch!!

Narrator: Gandalf starts throwing carrots at Frodo. Thud Aah! Thud thud thud AAHH!!

Gandalf: Oh, you might want this!

Narrator: With the carrots comes Sawise Ganja, who lands on the table with a thud.

Sam: Mr Frodo what's going on?

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Frodo: Fuck knows. Ask Gandalf.

Narrator: Gandalf scurries off.

Gandalf: (mumbles carrots)

Scene 4

Narrator: The next day Frodo arrives at Samwise Ganja's house.

Frodo: Are you ready to go Sam?

Sam: Yes Mr Frodo, I don't think I've forgotten anything.

Frodo: Good, let's go. (Little pause)

Sam: This is it.

Frodo: This is what?

Sam: If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest away from home, I've ever been.

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Frodo: …….Sam, we're outside the front door.

Sam: I…I...CAN'T DO IT! I'M TOO SCARED MR FRODO, I CAN'T BE DOING WITH THIS PIER PRESURE! SERIOUSLY!!

Narrator: Frodo slaps Sam (smack)

Frodo: Snap out of it you spastic!!

Sam: Sorry.

Frodo: Good, now let's go.

Sam: Ok, I'm good, yeah I'm cool. Let's go man, you ready to head…dude?

Frodo: You are such an asswipe Sam.

Sam: I know.

The Journey Continues

Scenes 5 and 6
Scenes 7 and 8
Scenes 9 and 10
Scenes 11 and 12
Scenes 13 and 14
Scenes 15 and 16
Scenes 17 18 and 19
Scene 20
Scene 21
Scenes 22 and 23

This is the first few scenes, [Gracie] and I [Tanzi Took] have written about 20 so far. Add your name to this page to join.

MEMBERS

1. [Tanzi Took] THE MASTER!!!
2. [Gracie] The masters bitch
2.5.[apathetic] Wishes that the story would magically finish itself.
3. [Captain_Guyer]
4. [minifer]
5. [afashdf afhhoahda fofbhaf obhat ohbqat]
6. [Same old same old!]
7. [Mrs Baggins]
8. [Mordeth]
9. [Spunk_bubble]
10.[Sweet 6 6 6--H.I.M.] am evil and proud of it!
11.[ytjdfyhjjfd] man this is funny! keep up the good work!
12.[Mrs Gamgee] Helps to write this!
13.[the 5th apocalyptic horseman] this rules!
14.[Thorgin] Ooh yummy! *giggles*
15.[apathetic] This is awesome... great Job [Tanzi Took]... and [Gracie]
16.[Carol Lynn] <--- that's me!!!
17. [I dont exist anymore] hello...more dildo's...otherwise the people will be getting angry!
18.[DemonicRabbit] The dildos are funny, but they're gonna get old soon.
19. [everfalling] I laugh...
20.[crikey o'reilly] i couldn't stop laughing! good job guys! GAY! :P!
21. [Smish Ben] Officially co-writing with [Tanzi Took]. WE WILL FINISH THIS ONE DAY!!!
22. [sum 1s bitch] hahaha. i love this

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: ahh, sooooo why r u going out? (just asking, no offence ment or owt sweety)

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]: that's the thing, we were going out til he moved to france and we havn't spoken in two months = GAY :(

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: it dunt sound like your still together hunny. Whats the average IQ??

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]: The average IQ?

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: yeh

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]: No idea... I have no IQ. Cant even spell it. Shit I have to go for a job interview thing in a min an I ain't even dressed

FUCK!!

2004-07-07 [Same old same old!]: go get dressed now woman......

NOW

2004-07-07 [Tanzi Took]:

ARGH!!!

2004-07-08 [Mitsune]: whoa...

2004-07-08 [Carol Lynn]: how do you get it so big?

2004-07-08 [Mitsune]: no idea...

2004-07-08 [Mrs Gamgee]: Tanya you suck balls.........hehe. I really have to see those pictures of 3 balls.

2004-07-08 [Mrs Gamgee]: Oh yeh, and we have to get our asses in gear and write the next scene with lots of dildo's!

2004-07-09 [Same old same old!]:

DILLLDOOOOS!!

sorry... i luve love them dildos!

2004-07-09 [I dont exist anymore]: you'd have never guessed. lol

2004-07-09 [Same old same old!]: Ya dont need to guess........ i told you..... *scratches beard* ...

2004-07-09 [I dont exist anymore]: :P

2004-07-09 [Tanzi Took]:

WOOOO!

Me and [Mrs Gamgee] have nearly finished the next scenes WITH

DILDOS!

2004-07-09 [Same old same old!]:

YEY!

2004-07-09 [Tanzi Took]: Hopefully be done in a couple of days

WOOO!!

2004-07-09 [Carol Lynn]:

MUHAHAHAH!!!!

2004-07-09 [Pontius Pilate]: MUHAHA

2004-07-09 [I dont exist anymore]: okies, i'll deleat my entry

2004-07-09 [Same old same old!]: No! too much! *breaks down in tears*

2004-07-09 [Tanzi Took]: WOOO! Becki has been evicted!!

DILDO!!

2004-07-09 [Same old same old!]: *sobs at the large writing*

2004-07-09 [I dont exist anymore]: *whispers to everyone who's writing hugely* stop it, coz your upsetting [Same old same old!]...please... *stops whispering* :)

2004-07-09 [minifer]: *looks at sarah*.....have you been teaching the kiddies how to put BIG scary writing.....*hides behind the giant dildo*...n becky deserved to be evicted...shes a biatch

2004-07-09 [I dont exist anymore]: yeah, such a biatch she is...

2004-07-10 [Tanzi Took]: She was more of a slut than a biatch...

2004-07-10 [minifer]: hmmmmmm...

2004-07-11 [Tanzi Took]: HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO!!!!!!

2004-07-13 [mrs frank lampard]: frodo iz buffffffffffffffffff!!!

2004-07-13 [Tanzi Took]: DAMN RIGHT!! hehe. Most of the guys in the film are though.....

2004-07-13 [Carol Lynn]: yeppers!

2004-07-13 [Tanzi Took]: YAY!! Pippins my hobbit though...

2004-07-14 [Same old same old!]: And mine.......... I like pippin..... he is cute....

2004-07-14 [Same old same old!]: and he has THE best accent!

2004-07-14 [Mrs Gamgee]: Wow, you've got some guts [Same old same old!], Tan would never share Pippin would you spacker?!

2004-07-14 [Tanzi Took]: Um, how about

NO!

Pippin is MINE and mine alone!! By the way

Scenes 21 and 22

2004-07-17 [Same old same old!]:

me and pippin had sex!

2004-07-17 [Tanzi Took]:

In your dreams!

2004-07-17 [Mrs Gamgee]: Dude chill! You know that you're going to marry him anyway. That means you get to have sex with him until you're too old to be bothered!

2004-07-17 [minifer]: hehe exactly....but...too old to bother?? im never gunna get like that lol

2004-07-18 [Carol Lynn]: scary big writeing...............lol *pokes it*

2004-07-18 [minifer]: dont poke it tomb!! it'll come after you!!!...you'll regret poking it...*hides behind tomb*

2004-07-18 [I dont exist anymore]: yes mini....you want to hide BEHIND someone who's gonna get attacked by the huge writing??? :S

2004-07-18 [Tanzi Took]: *runs away* NOOOOOOOO!

2004-07-19 [Same old same old!]: *looks around confused* dildo?? :s

2004-07-19 [Tanzi Took]: ................DILDO?

2004-07-19 [Wæfre]: <giant flying dildo dive-bombs tanzi, knocking her to the ground>

2004-07-20 [Tanzi Took]:

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH!!

2004-07-20 [minifer]: *slyly commando rolls across the floor pickin up dildos n giggling manicallly...stops to spew up...carries on as if nothings happened*

2004-07-21 [Same old same old!]: *gets motor oil* give me the dildos!

2004-07-21 [minifer]: cant we share sarah?? theres some double-ended uns around here somewhere...

2004-07-21 [Carol Lynn]: ........*looks around for a way to escape*

2004-07-22 [Tanzi Took]: <img:http://www.fshr.de/faxen/dildo1.jpg>

2004-07-22 [minifer]: lol thats a fantastic piccie ^_^

2004-07-22 [Tanzi Took]: yay!! mmmmmmmmmdildos

2004-07-22 [minifer]: hehe....*sings to the tune of 'd-i-s-c-o'*...D-I-L-D-O!

2004-07-22 [Tanzi Took]: hehe yay! *D-I-L-D-O!!* That should be the wiki theme song...

2004-07-22 [minifer]: oh it should...hehe ^_^...we need to make up the verses tho....hmm...*thinks*....'D - delightful.. I - invigorating... L - lusting... D - un-Describable...OOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO'.......well...thats my attempt at one verse lol

2004-07-22 [Tanzi Took]: D - Delightful I - Intense L - Lustful D - Desirable O - Orgasms!!!!!!!!!

2004-07-22 [Tanzi Took]: <img:http://funfire.de/bilder/funfire-de-1074540986-71.jpg>

O.o

2004-07-22 [I dont exist anymore]: LMFAO.....now thats a lotta dildos. lol

2004-07-22 [Tanzi Took]: Someones in for a good time with that...

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Yeah. Whee ^___^

2004-07-23 [Wæfre]: is it even LEGAL to own that many?!?!?!??!?

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: ...............no I'm guessing not lol ^_^

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Of course it is. The question is how many you can get into yourself at once :)

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: HAHA! Perhaps you could enlighten us [Thorgin]?

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Well personally I haven't tested it really that much, but I can get at least 3 in me. 1 you know where and 2 in my mouth.

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: WOW................cool! O.o

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Thanks ^_^ I wouldn't mind the real thing though

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: .....yeah totally lol

!!!

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: I can't seem to find a nice guy though. I sort of had one, but he was cheating and we broke up.

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah I had a nice guy too til he moved to France :( MEN SUCK!!

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: I wish I had a man that sucked *giggles*

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: lol yeah me too! I always refer to my guy as my 'penis' So it's like "My penis is still in France"

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: hehe ^__^ That's nice.

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: ARGGGGGGHHHHHH! Damn I'm going to break his balls when I see him again.............then maybe a bit of the other

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]:

OMG VICTORS OUT OF THE BB HOUSE!!

2004-07-23 [minifer]: OMG!!! loving the washdisher piccie!! i want it!!! ^_^

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Who's Victor and what is a BB house?

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: YAY! Put it on your house page lol!!

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: Big Brother (BB) is a tv show here in the UK where they stick a loada people in a house with no contact to the outside world and every second is filmed. Then someone gets kicked out every week.......it's really cool!

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Oh. Well we have that show here in Sweden too. I hate docusoaps and reality shows.

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah so do I normally, I hardly ever watch tv but I just seem to get hooked on Big Brother lol

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: I see. Well i've only followed 2 reality shows and I only followed on of them because the girl that the guys were after was really a transgender that didn't have his/her male genitalia removed. The other was a show where regular peopel were put through S.A.S. training.

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah that's partly why I'm interested in this years Big Brother as there's a woman in the house that used to be a man and no one knows. Shes favourite to win, I hope she does she's really cool!

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Oh I see. Well that's cool

2004-07-23 [Tanzi Took]: Yeah, totally! Well I'm off to bed now, chat to you soon!! XxxTanxxX

2004-07-23 [Thorgin]: Ok. Nighty night. :) Dildos rule!

2004-07-24 [Wæfre]: just outta curiosity, can anyone tell me the HTML tags that're used to change font size?

2004-07-24 [Wæfre]: and color? please?

2004-07-25 [minifer]: erm...dont look at me...im not good wi html...i can just about make links to ppls name n to wikis...thats it for my talent..

2004-07-25 [Same old same old!]: Oi, dildos is my thing *gets angry* i ave claimed all rights on them. Cept for tanzi.... she shares them with me

2004-07-25 [Thorgin]: ^___^

2004-07-25 [Same old same old!]: Grrr My dildos

2004-07-26 [Tanzi Took]: MmmmmmmmmmmmmDILDO

2004-07-26 [Wæfre]: no, im serious. does anyone know the HTML tags for font size or color?

2004-07-26 [minifer]: but cant we share sarah?? after all we've been through??

2004-07-26 [Same old same old!]: hey! im not burning you ok! Dont expect to much!

2004-07-27 [minifer]: awww but you know how much we enjoy sharing...remember 'oo ee oo ah ah' ?? hehehe

2004-07-27 [Tanzi Took]: [Wæfre] You could type h1 inside <> then /h1 to end the big writing???? or h2, or b, or huge........does that make sense????? Probably not....I have no idea what I just said.....mmmmnoodles

2004-07-27 [minifer]: lol...noodles??..food??? *looks around quickly n hurts neck*

2004-07-28 [Wæfre]: lets try that, then…

6*9=42

2004-07-28 [Wæfre]: yay! thanks, dude!

2004-07-28 [Same old same old!]: or you can write huge in these brackets < >

2004-07-28 [Tanzi Took]: ......cheesecake mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

2004-07-28 [Carol Lynn]: cheesecake *drool* it's almost as good as chocolate....

2004-07-28 [minifer]: chocolate cheesecake....even better ^_^

2004-07-28 [Tanzi Took]: YAY! Chocolate cheesecake. I only got strawberry :(

2004-07-28 [minifer]: awww there there tanzi hun *huggles*...life'll go on...

2004-07-28 [Tanzi Took]: .........really? COOL! Oh well at least I have my marmite sandwich *munches*

2004-07-28 [Carol Lynn]: *hands them both a peice*

2004-07-28 [minifer]: oooo i could do with a marmite sandwich...but thats all the way downstairs...and it means making one....oooo whats that tomb??oh n thankys *mwah*..

2004-07-28 [Tanzi Took]: YAY! *munches*

2004-07-28 [Carol Lynn]: yayness.....mmmm cake.......yum yum

2004-07-28 [minifer]: oooo cake..*munches* hehe...*sticks a candle in it* tis a bday cakey for me now ^_^

2004-07-28 [Tanzi Took]: Tis my sisters birthday today lets all sing for her! YAY *blows out candle*

2004-07-30 [minifer]: twas mine as well ^_^...we should sing for me..cos im better than your sis lol...well...thats my view anyway...

2004-07-31 [Same old same old!]: *looks around*.....

2004-07-31 [DemonicRabbit]: you have to write more!!! MORE!!! MORE!!!

2004-08-01 [Same old same old!]: *looks at invite death and shakes head* the addiction has got to that one

2004-08-01 [DemonicRabbit]: no I've just been bored out of my mind for the past few weeks...

2004-08-02 [Tanzi Took]: Helloooooooooo! Happy Birthday for the other day mini! ^_^

2004-08-02 [minifer]: lol thankys dear ^_^...

2004-08-02 [Tanzi Took]: Hows ya been? Man I need a marmite sandwich

2004-08-02 [minifer]: am okies....lol a marmite sandwhich..bless ya..ya should have atoasted bagel with marmite on...thats damn nice...

2004-08-02 [Tanzi Took]: ANYTHING with marmite is good. Mmmmm pita bread. Kay I'm seriously going to make something now *runs off to the kitchen*

2004-08-02 [minifer]: lol...never tryed pita bread with marmite....hmmm

2004-08-02 [Tanzi Took]: I just had a sandwich................it was good. But now I need something sweet ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WHERE DOES IT END!!!!!!!!?????????? Think I might just go for a smoke

2004-08-02 [Same old same old!]: you shouldnt smoke, tis naughty

2004-08-02 [Tanzi Took]: Tis very naughty, but is also very fun! lol

2004-08-03 [Same old same old!]: yes.... and tis even more fun with the body dying and going all crumbly inside

2004-08-03 [minifer]: yes...yes it is...jus go eat loooooaaaadsa chocy..much more fun..

2004-08-03 [Same old same old!]: lol, true..... and then we can watch you get fat and explode *gets excited*

2004-08-03 [minifer]: yeah!! *starts chanting 'chocy'*

2004-08-03 [Same old same old!]: *starts rocking and saying 'bang bang pop!' a lot*

2004-08-03 [Cactus in a Hat]: *mumbles* carrots

2004-08-03 [Same old same old!]: dildo??

2004-08-04 [minifer]: yes...orange carrot like dildos....

2004-08-13 [Luthien88]: "Frodo: Go on Sam get in there!!! Told you it wouldn't take much. HORAY EVERYBODY! SAMS NOT GONNA BE A VIRGIN ANYMORE" LOL *falls of chair*

2004-08-17 [Same old same old!]: Urmm, yes????? Okkk ^_^ HEYYYY IM BACKKK! Lol

2004-08-17 [Carol Lynn]: chocolate pizza?

2004-08-18 [Same old same old!]: Ohhh dont mind if i doo *takes some n starts to eat it* nummy!

2004-08-24 [Estantia]: what about marshmellow pie, an invention of my friends, it's very tasty.

2004-08-29 [minifer]: hey my chickadees...am back...did ya miss me??

2004-09-01 [Same old same old!]: no, but ur sat next to me :s

2004-09-02 [Tanzi Took]: IT'S MEEEEEEEEEEE! I'm back after like a month!

2004-09-03 [Estantia]: hellozle!

2004-09-03 [Tanzi Took]: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!

2004-09-03 [minifer]: ladeda

2004-09-03 [Tanzi Took]: TA RA RA BOOMDIAAAAAY!

2004-09-05 [Same old same old!]: lol, wb sweety

2004-09-21 [Same old same old!]: wow, people aint talked on here for aaagggeesss!

2004-10-01 [Tanzi Took]: Hey people!

2004-10-02 [minifer]: *breaks into songs from "aristocats"*

2004-10-03 [Carol Lynn]: anymore stuff to read? mmmmmmmmmmmm...........

2004-10-03 [Same old same old!]: huh??? Hiya tanzi hunnY!!!!!!!!! how r ya

2004-10-03 [Carol Lynn]: *is skipped over* mmm *wanders away*

2004-10-03 [Same old same old!]: sowi tomb, the 'huh?' was for you lol! Ohhhhh tanzi (and tomb) chek out the revenge club!

2004-10-03 [Carol Lynn]: kk

2004-10-15 [Tanzi Took]: Hey everyone!!

2004-10-15 [minifer]: hey hey..as if no1's tlked on here in years..

2004-10-19 [Smish Ben]: Hey Tan!! I joined ET today, Im at college and im meant to be doin work but havent done any yet, been lookin round ET. gunna finish readin this l8r its so funny!

2004-10-19 [Same old same old!]: *looks at ben* psch! Anyway... Yeh i know mini, no1 is talkin on here lol!

2004-10-21 [minifer]: psch..be reet tho sarah...cos were here ...sarah n mini to the rescue..lol

2004-10-23 [Same old same old!]: yey! we will just talk randomly

2004-10-23 [minifer]: nowt new there then..lol...^_^

2004-10-24 [Same old same old!]: lol true.. OH MI GOD! my hic-ups have gone! on ska kids i said i had hic-ups n now.... 2 secs after they have gone! its coz of penut butter, coz i had some amrical penut butter and chocolate sweet n its gone!

2004-10-29 [minifer]: wow..the miricles that happen ey

2004-10-29 [Carol Lynn]: everyone is crazy...

2004-10-29 [minifer]: no..jus me n sarah ^_^..oh you aint been at the partys she throws lol..hehe ^_^

2004-11-01 [Same old same old!]: Hehe, my partys rock!! *blows up a condom and puts a face on it like she used to* ... Lets party!

2004-11-01 [minifer]: hehe...dont forget to fill one wi a black russian n freeze it for a nice wake up call in the mornin lol

2004-11-01 [Tanzi Took]: hey bumholes!!!

2004-11-01 [minifer]: im not a bumhole!!

2004-11-01 [Tanzi Took]: yeah right! *is joking* :D

2004-11-01 [Same old same old!]: HEYYY!! aint seen u in a while!

2004-11-19 [Tanzi Took]: Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooie!

2004-11-22 [Same old same old!]: how r ya?? Ohh do we have a relation on elfpack yet??

2004-11-22 [Tanzi Took]: no don't fink so..............suggest one next time your on woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

2004-11-26 [Same old same old!]: Lol, kk hunny will do ^_^

2004-12-29 [Panda-monium]: LMAO.

2004-12-31 [Same old same old!]: I aint on there anymore sweety, coz i just wont on enough to be a guard and i kinda didnt like it

2005-01-26 [Sweetsarah*]: This is funny ^_^

2005-01-27 [Same old same old!]: What the hell happened? I am going to try and put your page the way it was ok?

2005-01-27 [Same old same old!]: I dont know if that was you tanzi but if it was you can always change it back. But some-one put 'im a naughty little girl' in huge writing on this page so i have changed it back

2005-02-02 [Tanzi Took]: oh, ok....didn't notice. Cheers hun! How is everyone anyways?

2005-05-27 [Tanzi Took]: ................................gay

2005-06-13 [Moonburn]: Encore encore.

2005-06-17 [Same old same old!]: lol, im really great thanks hunny, how r u?

2005-06-23 [Tanzi Took]: having a real shit day but other than that not bad

2005-06-23 [minifer]: awww *big mini huggles* xxx

2005-06-23 [Tanzi Took]: HURRAY!!!!!! I'm guna go have a hot dog soon then I'll feel better :)

2005-06-23 [minifer]: eeeeuuuwww hot dog

2005-06-23 [Tanzi Took]: covered in..........CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!!

2005-08-12 [Same old same old!]: ewwwwwwwwwww, hot dogs suck ass!

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