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2020-01-28 [Pied Crow]: I mean, if you leave me alone for long enough, l'll eventually try getting us back on a kaiju topic or something.
2020-01-30 [Alendre]: Opossum Kaiju
2020-01-31 [Paul Doyle]: Guinea Pig Kaiju? Oh wait, "South Park" handled that one already.
2020-02-01 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-02-01 [Yuriona]: 
2020-02-02 [Pied Crow]: Mort-bird, no! The flavors don't match!
2020-02-02 [Pied Crow]: Speaking of unmatching flavors, Alendre person has a good suggestion. I could go for more furry kaiju!
2020-02-02 [Paul Doyle]: Pink NECCO wafers have an uncanny taste resemblance to Pepto-Bismol. just putting that one out there.
2020-02-02 [Pied Crow]: Ah, that's a good point, Doyle. I don't know what l was doing last night.
2020-02-03 [Yuriona]: Its probably best not to ask such questions. They tend to get answers you wish you didn't know.
2020-02-04 [Pied Crow]: Ain't that the truth!
2020-02-06 [Pied Crow]: Say, I know y'all are aware of sergals, but how about the charr? I really like their hulking build.
2020-02-06 [Pied Crow]: Darn it, l meant... It's almost like they have the stereotypes of sergals, but with the build of the krall.
2020-02-07 [Nuktae-tal]: What?
2020-02-08 [Pied Crow]: Hm... I don't see a typo... Regardless, there a lot of things to "what" at... Which in particular do you need an explanation for?
2020-02-11 [Yuriona]: Perhaps she disagrees with your comparison of charrs having a build of the krall.
2020-02-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Are we talking about different types of cheese in here? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DISCUSSING CHEESE ON THE CLOCK?! *bashes Nuk over the head with the register*
2020-02-11 [Mortified Penguin]: Also, table three needs more cheese. They requested Cheddar, but that doesn't really pair well with their wine. Sweet white needs some good Brie, in my opinion. Or perhaps Camembert? Hmm...
"I actually asked for a refill of Sweet T-"
*backhands him across the room*
I TOLD YOU YOU'RE NOT GETTING CHEDDAR.
2020-02-12 [Yuriona]: 
2020-02-12 [Pied Crow]: Hmm... l don't know, it's the closest l could think of. I don't know know words. Broad-chested and wide shoulders...
2020-02-12 [Pied Crow]: Oops, l mean, um...
*slips some eidar cheese onto table three*
2020-02-16 [Alendre]: As someone who makes cheese this thread got exciting
2020-02-17 [Pied Crow]: Thread? l only know this as a wiki with a comment section.
2020-02-17 [Pied Crow]: Huh? And, it seems l brought the wrong kind of cheese over. Hey, Mort-bird, how are we handling customers? The western way of "The Customer is Always Right" or the eastern way of "Have It Our Way"?
2020-02-17 [Paul Doyle]: Opinions on Velveeta? (Mine: quarantine it , or make it available with a prescription only because it is nasty and questionably "cheese" no matter how well it melts)
2020-02-19 [Pied Crow]: Oh......... I actually really like Velveeta... It's liquid gold!
2020-02-19 [Alendre]: Velveeta/Ameri
2020-02-20 [Pied Crow]: Yeah, I've used that trick before!
2020-02-22 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-02-22 [Alendre]: *internal screaming*
2020-02-22 [Pied Crow]: That's...not a trick l've used. No, sir, l don't like it.
2020-02-23 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-02-23 [Yuriona]: 
2020-02-24 [Pied Crow]: Hmmmm... I don't get it.
2020-02-24 [Alendre]: Joy for there is babycow
2020-02-25 [Paul Doyle]: Udderly moooving.
2020-02-25 [Paul Doyle]: 
2020-02-25 [Pied Crow]: All right. I shared your socialist cow. Does this appease you?
2020-02-27 [Alendre]: Fresh Babs 
2020-02-27 [Alendre]: I just love babycow so much
2020-02-27 [Pied Crow]: As far as l can tell, this is very wholesome.
2020-03-11 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-03-12 [Paul Doyle]: 
2020-03-13 [Alexi Ice]: Shameless plug : https://www.am
2020-03-15 [Nuktae-tal]: I love all of this.
2020-03-17 [Pied Crow]: ... Uh oh. I forgot what blatantly incorrect name l was using for Nuk.
2020-03-17 [Yuriona]: Don't you just come up with a new one every time?
2020-03-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Necktie-towel?
2020-03-17 [Mortified Penguin]: Anyone die of Corona yet? I did.
2020-03-18 [Pied Crow]: Awww, you do pay attention!
2020-03-18 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Mort-bird... I, uh, I'm sorry for your loss.
2020-03-21 [Nuktae-tal]: I am renovating my parents basement and am allergic to the wood we are cutting... does that count as long as I panick about it enough?
2020-03-21 [Pied Crow]: Oh, Nick-the-Talon
2020-03-22 [Mortified Penguin]: I, on the other hand, refuse to apologize for your allargaes.
2020-03-25 [Paul Doyle]: I am stacking up on Quaker Oats ordered through Liberty Medical, packing on the pounds and growing in a walrus mustache so I can fight off the Diabeetus by watching Wilford Brimley movies.
2020-03-28 [Nuktae-tal]: Diabeetus!!
2020-03-29 [Rainbow Dragonflies]: O - . . . oats . . .
2020-04-05 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-04-06 [Paul Doyle]: Pump THIS. Pump it well. :p
2020-04-07 [Yuriona]: Pump the jam?
2020-04-14 [Pied Crow]: Oh, wait, l do have something to say. Strut a pump room!
2020-04-15 [Yuriona]: I have seriously doubts that Bob's Diner has been deemed an essential service. And I refuse to wear those masks. I picked one up and it screamed "AHHH! DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!"
2020-04-17 [Pied Crow]: Sounds like you need to treat your masks better.
2020-04-17 [Yuriona]: All I was trying to do was disinfect it.
2020-04-18 [Paul Doyle]: Oh, that's a mask? Silly me. I thought it was a long term-slow growing and highly localized fungal infestation.
*puts it on* *realizes it was originally a whisper-thin mask but is now a heavy fungus colony filled with spores that built up around the mask* *involuntarily inhales the spores*
*dies*
*rises again as a 1st Edition Advanced D&D Myconid*
2020-04-18 [Paul Doyle]: *has a special brew!* 
2020-04-18 [Pied Crow]: Oh? What ever shall that do?
2020-04-18 [Yuriona]: *holds out a cup for filling*
2020-04-23 [Nuktae-tal]: HEY! AS FOOD PREP YOU SHOULD BE WEARING THIS HAIR NET!!! *hold up grocery bag.*
2020-04-24 [Yuriona]: No thanks. I brought my own. *pulls out mildew covered shower cap & puts it on*
2020-04-27 [~~Butterfly Angel~~]: ghost mushroom :)
2020-05-03 [Mortified Penguin]: 
Aww yiss! Thrift stores are opening up again! Got me a Godziller for $3.
2020-05-03 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-05-03 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-05-03 [Mortified Penguin]: THERE. DAMN YOU, [Elftron], GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
2020-05-04 [Paul Doyle]: Shin Godzilla still looks like an upright ambulatory hunk of way overdone meat loaf, even in toy form.
2020-05-05 [Pied Crow]: I think Shin Godzilla has nice thighs.
2020-05-06 [Yuriona]: It kinda looks mummified.
2020-05-07 [Sheamus Finn]: I like my Godzilla medium rare this one looks well done
2020-05-07 [Nuktae-tal]: A little crispy in places though...
2020-05-07 [Paul Doyle]: I think next time we want to lay off the irradiated Kingsford barbecue lighter fluid, and stick with the regular stuff.
2020-05-07 [Mortified Penguin]: *a customer suddenly walks in!!*
2020-05-07 [Paul Doyle]: *irradiates the unknowing customer*
2020-05-08 [Draugur dauðans]: holy hell this is alive. I'm alive. How the hell. Also, I love that Godzilla. I just bought the box set of Showa Godzilla movies a few months ago.
2020-05-09 [Pied Crow]: Doyle, don't be so rude!
*gives customer a Scumlabs-spons
Five bits.
2020-05-10 [Nuktae-tal]: *opens trenchcoat to reveal Moths!!!* how are these bits?!?!?!
2020-05-10 [Paul Doyle]: furthermore, why are there moths ON the "bits"? O___o
2020-05-10 [Yuriona]: Because they're made of wool of course!
2020-05-11 [Nuktae-tal]: No silly. It's because they BITE!!! Muwahahahaha
2020-05-12 [Paul Doyle]: Are they made out of wood? Do they float?
2020-05-14 [Nuktae-tal]: They drown and die... jeez heartless!!
2020-05-16 [Paul Doyle]: On a three hour tour, a three hour tourrrr . . .
2020-05-16 [Pied Crow]: That's all it was meant to be, but... Aww, that poor ship.
2020-05-17 [Paul Doyle]: 
2020-05-25 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-05-25 [Nuktae-tal]: Interesting... not a spaghetti champion mask?
2020-05-25 [Yuriona]: I could have sworn those are what they use at fraternity beer chugging contests.
2020-05-28 [Particle Girl]: oh it's like. kinda active here?
2020-05-28 [Pied Crow]: Yeah...you could say that.
2020-05-28 [Yuriona]: It's only mostly dead, not all dead. If it was all dead there's only one thing you could do.
2020-05-29 [Paul Doyle]: It's a bit like Schrodinger's cat.
2020-05-30 [Mortified Penguin]: YOUR MOM IS MOSTLY DEAD.
2020-05-30 [Mortified Penguin]: Race war seems to have begun. *starts loading beans into his shotgun*
Those goddamn Inuits are finally going to get what they deserve.
2020-06-01 [Nuktae-tal]: If only America stopped treating people like they were special. *sigh*
2020-06-21 [Mortified Penguin]: 
2020-06-23 [Nuktae-tal]: *vomits*
2020-06-25 [Pied Crow]: I'm not cleaning that up.
2020-06-25 [Nuktae-tal]: Me either *goes on strike*
2020-06-26 Cuntface McGee: *pokes the vomit for I saw something move within, but it just turned out to be a cockroach that got int the way of the vomit*
2020-06-26 Cuntface McGee: Why is there a dead penguin in here?! *throws the penguin corpse into a fire I started in the middle of the diner*
2020-06-26 Cuntface McGee: Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.
2020-06-26 Cuntface McGee: What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
2020-06-28 [Nuktae-tal]: Desperate....
2020-07-07 [Mortified Penguin]: *waits patiently in line to order*
2020-07-07 [Nuktae-tal]: *Bursts through the window* hello I am jonist Knoxhead and this is my life!
2020-07-08 [Pied Crow]: Mort-the-Bird, don't do that!
Nuked-the-Bird
2020-07-09 [Nuktae-tal]: *drops pants* I WANT PUDDING!!!
2020-07-09 [Pied Crow]: I see. Well, that's one order of pudding!
*waits for someone else to get it*
2020-07-09 [Nuktae-tal]: *pulls up pants and pulls shirt up over head and wraps it like a bad turban around head. Uses high pitched voice.* Salt and pepper for me please!
2020-07-09 [Paul Doyle]: ^^^^^Someone get capuchino for The Great Cornholio, STAT!
2020-07-10 [Pied Crow]: Hmmmmmm... I dunno. I'm still waiting on that pudding. Or for Mort-bird to make an order.
2020-07-11 [Mortified Penguin]: *continues staring at the menu*
2020-07-13 [Nuktae-tal]: *puts the penguin on my head* and a raisen for me! *orders using a very bad russian accent*
2020-07-13 [Pied Crow]: Hm. Would you like a raisin instead? I'm not aware of a raisen... Or, did you mean a Risen?
2020-07-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *eats the last box of off-brand raisens*
2020-07-23 [Mortified Penguin]: *spits out chunks of cardboard*
2020-07-28 [Pied Crow]: I'm not... Hmmm....... Okay, sure, I'll clean that up.
2020-08-06 [Mortified Penguin]: OH SHIT. The friscal year is almost over. Still need to update last year's numbers...
2020-08-07 [Nuktae-tal]: What?! Update?! No way! Down date!
2020-08-07 [Yuriona]: And add the "guard" badge to your house again. I see that was also on your to-do list.
2020-08-08 [Paul Doyle]: The friscal year got frisked off, all right.
2020-08-08 [Mortified Penguin]: DON'T MAKE ME USE MY "GUARD" POWERS TO BANISH YOU.
2020-08-08 [Stephen]: Oops, almost pressed the "Delete all comments" button on this page. 
2020-08-09 [Mortified Penguin]: You are the sixth worst janitor we've ever had. It's been years since you've even shown up to work. Even the cockroaches are covered with dust. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO SERVE DUSTY COCKROACHES TO OUR CUSTOMERS? Though, I guess I could just label them "Dirt Spiced" and charge double... These morons will buy anything, they're insane...
*there aren't any customers*
*there aren't even any roaches*
Anyway, take those scones to those customers at table seven.
*there are only six tables*
*there are scones though, but they're covered in roaches*
2020-08-09 [Sagacious Turkey]: 
2020-08-09 [Paul Doyle]: *Doesn't see Mort's Guard function, but does see . . . gourds, sitting there in a cobweb-strewn corner collecting a film of dust, a once-vibrant display of earthy colorful charm that's now sad and forlorn like that can of New Coke from 1985 . . . and yet, could the gourds not be used for Mort's foul purposes?*
2020-08-09 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't touch my gourds, they aren't ripe yet.
2020-08-09 [Pied Crow]: Rooaar, Turkey-bird, ROOOOAAAARRRR!
2020-08-09 [Pied Crow]: Oops, I mean... Um, I cleaned up those bits of cardboard. I had to leave the chunks of cardboard, though. Those were trickier than l thought.
2020-08-09 [Yuriona]: Wet cardboard does have a tendency to think that its actually cement. I think the water dissolves its brain.
2020-08-10 [Paul Doyle]: *juggles the gourds*
2020-08-17 [Paul Doyle]: Uh oh, don't look now, but hornets have chewed up the leftover chunks of cardboard and used that to construct a humongous nest the size of a chandelier.
2020-08-20 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't touch my hornets, they aren't ripe yet.
2020-08-20 [Pied Crow]: Oh... So, I guess I should call off the strike from KM6?
2020-08-20 [Yuriona]: Nah. Its not like it'll hit anything.
2020-08-21 [Nuktae-tal]: MY CABBAGES!!!!
2020-08-21 [Paul Doyle]: Oh, sorry. My business partners and I came up with niche-audience virtual salad kits, and the cabbage was really needed to make the chopped salad kits crunchy. Here, maybe you can make good use with the gourds.
2020-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Hmm... Lotta chumps logging into their old accounts lately. Guess I better start another round of hardcore spamming.
2020-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: Aw hell, [Sunrose] is alive again.
2020-08-22 [Yuriona]: 
2020-08-22 [Nuktae-tal]: ???? Another zombie outbreak?
2020-08-22 [Pied Crow]: This can only mean more revenue for your ecommenty! Uh, ecomonty?
2020-08-22 [Mortified Penguin]: The hell are you talking about? The word is "economy", geez. *goes back to eating [Stephen]'s brain*
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: 
2020-08-23 [Yuriona]: 
New menu item?
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: Alive is not how I'd describe it :P
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: [Sunrose]'s house is not very alive.
(I just almost accidentally hit the Delete all comments button again. I wish that wasn't directly above the send message button. lol)
2020-08-23 [Nuktae-tal]: I never did do the forum thing here, only the wiki.
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: A lot of members never got into the forums here.
It's not a bad system, it's easier to follow replies and hold conversations because of how it works, but it's also kind of messy and confusing at first.
Also, since the forums are essentially a completely different part of the site and really have no relation to wikis (outside editing access) and nothing to do with houses, they're very easy to overlook / ignore. * shrug *
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: Haven't had the time to revive it, yet!
I loved the forums! :D
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: Were you part of the junk forum crowd? xD
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: What kind of question is that? :P
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: Hey, the junk forum crowd was (mostly) before my time being active here. :P
Ally and Viking are the junkies I know of..
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: [All_Most PUNK] was actually THE junkie, he probably has the stats for most forumpostings written. At least he did at the time.. :P
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: If he did then, he probably still does... and wow, 74.4k written? That's insane. Haha. xD
Also, someone seems to be sending me on an escapade to old houses to remove outdated warnings.. 
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: I'm trying to get that patroller badge...
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: I'm sure you're close. You have so many Guard report notes that I can't count how many were reports you filed and not just you being a dutiful Guard. 
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: I think I own that statistic yes :P
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: Easily. I do not envy how much of your time must have went into Guardwork and dealing with people.
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: Just look at my messaging-stat
2020-08-23 [Stephen]: 93k. That's a lotta auto messages and a lot of "stop ignoring the auto messages and behave" messages. xD
2020-08-23 [Sunrose]: Pretty much yep x)
2020-08-24 [Nuktae-tal]: Lmao!
2020-08-24 [Pied Crow]: Well, I'm certain no one here was responsible for any of that.
2020-08-24 [Sunrose]: Not at all haha =p
2020-08-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Misty probably was. She's been up to no good for dozens of decades now.
2020-08-25 [Yuriona]: Ugh, there you go again. Always blaming Misty for things that are perfectly explainable.
2020-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Misty was responsible for 9/11.
2020-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: Misty also runs the Central Banks and Hollywood.
2020-08-25 [Nuktae-tal]: I can verify all those things are true.
2020-08-25 [Mortified Penguin]: And if that's not enough to convince you, look at this quote:
"Hi, I'm Misty and I brought down those towers! Also, Building 7. Can you believe people really thought Building 7 just fell on its own? It didn't. I, Misty, brought it down." - Misty
2020-08-25 [Yuriona]: And the Pentagon? What about that one?
2020-08-26 [Mortified Penguin]: The Pentagon doesn't actually exist, so Misty is clean on that one.
2020-08-26 [Paul Doyle]: To the tower---Rapunz
2020-08-27 [Sheamus Finn]: Was Misty the 2nd shooter on the grassy knoll?
2020-08-27 [Mortified Penguin]: Second and third.
2020-08-27 [Nuktae-tal]: I can verify that as well.
2020-08-28 [Alexi Ice]: Comment
2020-08-30 [Mortified Penguin]: It was allegedly that crow's birthday on Friday. In celebration, I'm going to go smoke copious amounts of crack in the back office and prepare friscal data.
2020-08-31 [Yuriona]: Only copious amounts? You're cutting back this year.
2020-08-31 [Mortified Penguin]: THE FRISCAL YEAR IS OVER.
2020-08-31 [Mortified Penguin]: THE FRISCAL YEAR IS OVER.
2020-08-31 [Mortified Penguin]: Dammit, Elftown. Get your shit together.
2020-09-02 [Pied Crow]: Happy new year!
2020-09-02 [Pied Crow]: Was on Friday? But, it didn't happen yet.
2020-09-02 [Mortified Penguin]: TOO BAD, I ALREADY SMOKED THE CRACK.
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